"He who makes a beast of himself
Gets rid of the pain
Of being a man."
-Dr. Johnson
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die..." - Raoul Duke: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"what people" - Batman
"May I have 10,000 marbles, please?" - Flounder
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Lt. Colonel Kilgore
"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" - Randel : Clerks
"Worst film you ever saw? Well, my next one will be better." - Ed Wood
"The first rule of Fight Club is . . . you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is . . . you do not talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop," goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And, the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club . . . you have to fight." - Tyler Durden
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." - Jake Elwood
"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..." - The Man With No Name
"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?" - Jack Handey
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Corleon
