The Bad Ass Quote Thread

["The Tick"]

Carol: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you---
Melvin: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

As Good As It Gets

 

[The Spawn]

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

 

[spider-jide]

"......Your ass goes down in the 5th......say it" - Marcellus Wallace

 

[The Dark Defender]

You can't hurt me.

"You aren't the first to say that...

and you won't be the last."

- Pinhead in Hellraiser: Deader

 

[Captain_Obvious]

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance.

 

[Equint77]

"As We say here at home... FkuC you and the horse you rode in on"

 

[The Spawn]

Bruce Wayne: They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge.
[pause]
Bruce Wayne: Me.

 

[Dangerous]

Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and Im all outta bubble gum.'
-Roddy Piper, They Live

 

[Harlekin]

"Maybe that rooster of yours can do your wife a favor!"
"I'll be right back. You go home and get a weapon, because I'm going to kill you."
~One Hundred Years of Solitude

 

[Vapor]

"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago - that little fact makes me a winner, baby."
- Al Bundy, Married With Children

"Yippee-Ky-A M*********er"
- John Mclane, Die Hard

"Lifes a ***** and she's back in heat"

 

[The Spawn]

Chapel the Evergreen: Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

 

[Carter]

Well, you know how it is, Mr Fox. You're out at night, looking for kicks and someone's passing around the weaponised Hallucinogens.

 

[The Spawn]

"The Internet is stupid." --- http://worldofends.com/

 

[Arsh]

You are one ugly mother****er

Arnold in Predator

 

[hey yo its sean]

"People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch."

"Appetites not as big as your noses?"

 

[Mr. Thing]

"A day without laughter, is a day wasted."

- I forget.

"Do we exist?"

- I forget

"Get Behind Me, Satan!"

- The Bible.

 

[RedFive]

"You got time to duck?"-Predator

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."-The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Deserves got nothing to do with it."-Unforgiven

Little Bill: "I'll see you in hell, William Muny."
Will Muny: "Yeah."
Unforgiven

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig, you dig."-The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

"You've got a rendevous with my a$$ mother ******."-In The Line of Fire

 

[The Spawn]

Elliot: "You know Gwen, you came to me very highly recommended for your, ah... (the waiter sets down Gwen's drink) for your talents. But I have to admit, I was expecting someone a bit more - professional."

Gwen getting up: "I am a professional. And we professionals don't like taking the bone."

Gwen dangles a men's watch in front of Elliot's face.

Elliot: "Gwen, that is a twelve thousand dollar watch."

Gwen closes her hand around it. There is a crackle and some blue sparks, then she drops the melted watch onto the table.

Gwen, smiling: "And now it's surrealism."

Gwen takes the toothpick out of the drink and sticks it between her teeth.

Gwen: "Thanks for the drink."

Gwen turns and walks out.

 

[Abaddon]

Didnt know you watched,Spawn.



"Cordys evil.Nice suit."-Fred

Gunn:Whoa. Back it up for the new guy. You saying popping mama threw you a beating?
Lorne: Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwa-ha-ha'd at us.


Angel : We don't know if its really Cordy.
Fred: Or what she's got baking in her oven.
Gunn: Evil and pregnant?I'm guessing it aint cookies.

 

[The Spawn]

I only watch shows that are an hour long...Angel is good, and an hour long.

I liked Gwen's 'surrealism' reference.

 

[Equint77]

"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago - that little fact makes me a winner, baby."
- Al Bundy, Married With Children

that is the kick ass quote... and I remember that episode too.

 

[The Llama]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith

 

[The Spider-Bat]

"I ate his liver, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti"

"I'm giving serious thought, to eating your wife"

"Is this Clarice? Well hello Clarice."

"Would you tell me to stop? If you loved me you stoped?"

"You stink of fear Will, you stink of fear but you're not a coward. You fear me and yet you came here, you fear this pilgrim and yet you seek him."

"Did you get my Christmass card?"

"It's so gental, like sliping into a warm bath"

- Hannibal Lecter

 

[JLBats]

"I bet you don't think I could force this towel all the way down your throat, but believe me, I could. All the way. Except I hold on to this bit at the end. Your stomach acids start to digest it... I pull it out. Taking half of your stomach lining with it. It's very painful. Most people take about a week to die."

Jack Bauer

 

[chamber-music]

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. - Tyler Durden