My Xmas from work as a small party and a small buffet. According to everyone who worked there last year they did **** all this year. Last year they gave Xmas bonuses and had door prizes like TVs and Xboxes.



Oh ha haaa, Ice![]()
I wasn't finished. You dress in DJ's mate's clothes to seduce your boss, then you hit him with Clippy's crowbar and your tire iron combo![]()
And they'll arrest some innocent middle aged woman for the crime when they see the "woman" clobbering him on CCTV.![]()
You have two accounts?
Um...yeah, I live in FL...that won't work dude![]()
sugar in the tank, olive oil on the windshield
Of course.It would only count if he was listening to Katrina and the Waves' Walking on Sunshine though.
what the **** is with so many stores closing at 9 pm on a friday night during holiday season
completely unrelated 'prank', but the last time i was in Florida, i went with my family... put crisco oil and butter in my uncles suntan lotion... he covered his feet with it.
his nickname has been elephant feet ever since... **** was swollen and red for a week
maybe they're making it up to those who got no family time for thanksgiving and won't get any for christmas either
Me, too. And the following week. Our whole factory shuts down for repairs.I have both days off
Works for me.I'm not complaining CC, I have Christmas eve and day off and my boss gave me a $200 cash bonus today. Gotta say, all in all these holidays have been great so far for me
i've pulled a few pranks over the years. let's see if i remember any
one person i wasn't too fond of was being a *****e, and i slipped a few drops of eyedrops in their drink
we went on a trip one weekend and one of our friends packed like 20 shirts... for a 2 day trip, so we got them all wet and put them in the freezer
a friend fell asleep on a couch and we ducttape her in there in sort of a coccoon.
saran wrapped 2 friends to the bed while they were sleeping.
man, we played a lot of pranks on each other when we were younger![]()