First Avenger The Captain America Caption Thread

[protocida]

Because every forum needs one.

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CAP: Try to get a reservation at Dorsia's now, Red Skull, you ass****! You fu**ing ass****!

 

[protocida]

Come on, people!

 

[kedrell]

Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

 

[darthlaney]

 

[Rain]

CAP: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass,
and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[Shaolin Kenobi]

Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

Good one!

 

[BDKRX]

Hmmm...

Cap: "FINAL JUSTICE!"

>;D

 

[R_Hythlodeus]

Red Skull: "Toll, aus der Position kann ich dir allerhöchstens in die Genitalien schießen, Captain America! Wärst du wenigstens so nett, dieses lächerliche Schild zur Seite zu legen?"

Cap: "Uh..what?? Parlez-vou francais?"

 

[Panthro]

Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

You can never go wrong with that quote.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Tony, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now! You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

SPIDER-MAN: "So I come home after a long hard day of fighting the forces of evil, and you know what I find? I find Mary-Jane and Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in bed together!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Wow. That's so horribly tragic and yet I feel like laughing."
SPIDER-MAN: "I know! My wife cheating on me with my girlfriend! And my girlfriend cheating on me with my wife!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh these modern relationships..."

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Die Skeletor, Die!!!"
RED SKULL: "I'm not Skeletor, damn it!!!"

 

[Spider-Bat]

........

 

[Spider-Bat]

Cap:"I told you I will not play Rock, paper, scissors with you any more if you keep pulling a gun every time you lose!"

 

[Spider-Bat]

"Man, there has to be a better way to hide my pee pee stains."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Captain America: And to think they thought I'd be gone forever.

 

[ironman29758]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Who says Ultimate Cap is more bada$$ than me! Huh! Even I could say "what do you think this A, stands for France" and make it look awesome!
Tony:I just said that since Ultimate Nick Fury is in my movie mabye they would use the Ultimate comics more often
Cap: I don't give a$%^^!
Tony: 'sigh' no more skittles for you.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Who says Ultimate Cap is more bada$$ than me! Huh! Even I could say "what do you think this A, stands for France" and make it look awesome!
Tony:I just said that since Ultimate Nick Fury is in my movie mabye they would use the Ultimate comics more often
Cap: I don't give a$%^^!
Tony: 'sigh' no more skittles for you.

 

[Panthro]

Cap:"I told you I will not play Rock, paper, scissors with you any more if you keep pulling a gun every time you lose!"

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "To Infinity & Beyond!"

 

[ironman29758]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "To Infinity & Beyond!"

funny!

 

[Panthro]

funny!

Thanks!

THOR: "Hey Cap, guess what! I just shaved a whole bunch of money on magic hammer insurance by switching Geico!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ""
THOR: "Geico's expanding its horizons. I'm sure they could get you some indestructible shield insurance as well."

THOR: "Why yes, I am Tyler Mane in disguise. Why do you ask?"

THOR: "Hey Cap, they just cast my actor in my new movie! They even got Loki too! Isn't that great?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah..."
THOR: "I know, isn't it? I beat the Green Lantern casting! Say, how's your casting coming along? Any luck getting Aaron Eckhart?"
CAPT. AMERICA: ""

 

[Webhead2006]

Captain america: "Boy i hope i rematerialize in one piece this time!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You wanna get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!"
RED SKULL: "Tell me something my friend - you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yeah, he told me you're gay!"
RED SKULL: "Damn you, Marvel/DC Happy Hour!"

 

[3dman27]

/QUOTE]

CAP "GET OUT OF THAT ARMOR OSBORN OR SO HELP ME I'LL SAVE SPIDER-MAN THE TROUBLE OFKICKING YOUR GREEN GOBLIN