The Damn Skrulls Are Coming Back!!!!

[jaguarr]

I wonder if DC is looking for a Marketing Research Director? Hmmm...

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Write them a letter:

"Your customer base is pretty much dudes. Dudes like seeing boobs and chicks making out. You got a book with two lesbians but no boobs or chicks making out. Do you see where I'm going with this?"

You'll be hired in no time.

 

[jaguarr]

Haha!

jag

 

[Doc Destruction]

Well, just the one chick. She and Renee Montoya, the current Question, were exes and now are kind of back together. Or something. I don't know, I'm not actually reading the comic they're in right now because I hate Batwoman with a fiery, righteous passion.

Too bad, because it's actually a pretty sweet comic. Last issue was downright creepy.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Is the question worth anything currently? That's the one thing I truely hated about 52. Killing off my favorite DC character. Turning into a chick must be in fashion currently.

 

[Darthphere]

Jag, hold my hand, it will be ok, I will lead you to the promise land of X-Factor and Iron Fist.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag, hold my hand, it will be ok, I will lead you to the promise land of X-Factor and Iron Fist.

I definitely don't like the way you said that last one.

jag

 

[Darthphere]

So immature.

 

[fifthfiend]

This is an excellent thread.

 

[jaguarr]

So immature.

Don't be so melodramatic.

jag

 

[Xofenroht]

Jag,

BREAKING NEWS REPORT:

Wolverine's claws are not implants!

Peter Parker is not a clone!

Steve Rogers is dead!

Just let me know if there's anything else you missed. I'll be glad to fill ye in

 

[moraldeficiency]

damn, lay off the man a bit.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Too bad, because it's actually a pretty sweet comic. Last issue was downright creepy.

I've sufficiently calmed down and recalled my love of all things Rucka enough that I'll probably pick up the trade when it's over.

 

[Xofenroht]

damn, lay off the man a bit.

Oh come on, I had to take my shots too. It's not like this thread is going anywhere else.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

This thread is going to beautiful, profound places.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag,

BREAKING NEWS REPORT:

Wolverine's claws are not implants!

Peter Parker is not a clone!

Steve Rogers is dead!

Just let me know if there's anything else you missed. I'll be glad to fill ye in

And this just in from our Current Affairs Desk: You are like....12 hours late! All the major news outlets already beat you to the punch. You fail at teh newz! Sorry.

jag

 

[moraldeficiency]

fair enough, just that the man fessed up to not being in the know already. Once you've admitted something we just seem like ***** for reinforcing the point too much. It's people that pretend to know what the @uck they're talking about that deserve the wrath.

 

[Xofenroht]

And this just in from our Current Affairs Desk: You are like....12 hours late!

jag

Glad to see we have something in common.

 

[jaguarr]

Glad to see we have something in common.

Hey, I'll take you down with me. :drown:

jag

 

[Xofenroht]

Oh god no! Aquaman, please save me!

Well, aren't I SOL?

 

[jaguarr]

This thread is going to beautiful, profound places.

It was an ugly duckling, but it's growing up to be a beautiful swan. :heart:

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Oh god no! Aquaman, please save me!

Well, aren't I SOL?

It's like you're TRYING to hurt Namor's feelings.

jag

 

[Xofenroht]

I love Namor, I really do, but really, how can I trust him when he's trying to destroy the human race every time I turn around?

 

[jaguarr]

Well, turning to Aquaman is just going to piss him off even more. Thanks for putting us all in danger, you selfish bastard!

jag

 

[moraldeficiency]

I love Namor, I really do, but really, how can I trust him when he's trying to destroy the human race every time I turn around?

The man considers speedos a full dress attire. He really has nothing to hide, how can you not trust the man? Unlike aquaman always talking to fish behind people's backs.