The Dark Knight The Dark Knight teaser description

[Bond]

Thats what I was saying, Ras comes back...but the Joke ends up being played on him, Joker ruins Ras's big return and screws him over because the joker is pissed he was unknowingly part of Ras's plan. So right before Ra's big one up on Batman the Joker comes in and takes out Ra's leaving he batman to finish off the joker even after the Joker just saved him.....

I highly highly highly doubt that will EVER happen... but what do I know.

I do know that Batman and The Joker are incredibly badass.

But sadly that's about it...

 

[IamtheBatman]

Batman with out Joker is just a bad dream.

 

[Bond]

Batman with out Joker is just a bad dream.

Awaking from a deep sleep thinking that everyone will praise you for being the first to find something but later figuring out that you were imagining all of it is a bad dream.

 

[IamtheBatman]

That's what this whole the rest of this year and until july 18 a long sleep.

 

[Dark Knight]

The description for tdk is true...

How do you know??

 

[Batman2008]

That teaser description sounds about right for a simple one minute teaser one year before the movie hits theaters.

 

[Noir]

I smell a fake..
and I have a really really good nose.

 

[Steelsheen]

it actually sounds pretty cool.

it would be a dissapointment if the real thing fell short of this fake one.

 

[CamExam]

Source: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32663

Apparently the teaser will be with the new Harry Potter flick.

delete if old.

That sounds really awesome

 

[Clerk]

Then a black screen and the new bat logo fades in, kinda old school with a rusted finish. It slowly moves towards the screen with a bass dropping drone. The credits fade in "Next Summer it Begins."

BOF disclaimer: take this with a grain of salt, but this description sounds cool. Late.

Pwned

 

[ENERjosh]

i hate people description of trailers.its always over dramactic with no cinematic qualities. not that im a professor in cinema aesthetics but.....it alwasy something overly descriptive and flamboyant....


the bat log flies in the center of the screen while a gutair wails in the backround ,its glowing the joker smile flashes in the bat logo like a mirror on a sunday after noon.we see a shot of the end of Begins where Gordon gives Batman the card but then the camera zooms past them into the building across the street and we see the joker in the window.he was there the whole time the screen goes black...........we hear a wind up chattering set of teeth walk past the screen dragging a new batman figure on fire(havent seen it before looks like the suit batman is wearing could be the new costume) just before the screen faids out it shows the shot of the 1st beethoven movie wear charles groidon is screaming while beethovenshakes his dirty body in the bed sheets in slow mo.the screen goes to a coin spinning on table(looks like the same scene from the rock)


my mom emailed me this she works for wb.




yuck.

 

[ENERjosh]

i hate people description of trailers.its always over dramactic with no cinematic qualities. not that im a professor in cinema aesthetics but.....it alwasy something overly descriptive and flamboyant....


the bat log flies in the center of the screen while a gutair wails in the backround ,its glowing the joker smile flashes in the bat logo like a mirror on a sunday after noon.we see a shot of the end of Begins where Gordon gives Batman the card but then the camera zooms past them into the building across the street and we see the joker in the window.he was there the whole time the screen goes black...........we hear a wind up chattering set of teeth walk past the screen dragging a new batman figure on fire(havent seen it before looks like the suit batman is wearing could be the new costume) just before the screen faids out it shows the shot of the 1st beethoven movie wear charles groidon is screaming while beethovenshakes his dirty body in the bed sheets in slow mo.the screen goes to a coin spinning on table(looks like the same scene from the rock)


my mom emailed me this she works for wb.




yuck.

 

[ENERjosh]

i hate people description of trailers.its always over dramactic with no cinematic qualities. not that im a professor in cinema aesthetics but.....it alwasy something overly descriptive and flamboyant....


the bat log flies in the center of the screen while a gutair wails in the backround ,its glowing the joker smile flashes in the bat logo like a mirror on a sunday after noon.we see a shot of the end of Begins where Gordon gives Batman the card but then the camera zooms past them into the building across the street and we see the joker in the window.he was there the whole time the screen goes black...........we hear a wind up chattering set of teeth walk past the screen dragging a new batman figure on fire(havent seen it before looks like the suit batman is wearing could be the new costume) just before the screen faids out it shows the shot of the 1st beethoven movie wear charles groidon is screaming while beethovenshakes his dirty body in the bed sheets in slow mo.the screen goes to a coin spinning on table(looks like the same scene from the rock)


my mom emailed me this she works for wb.




yuck.

 

[ENERjosh]

i hate people description of trailers.its always over dramactic with no cinematic qualities. not that im a professor in cinema aesthetics but.....it alwasy something overly descriptive and flamboyant....


the bat log flies in the center of the screen while a gutair wails in the backround ,its glowing the joker smile flashes in the bat logo like a mirror on a sunday after noon.we see a shot of the end of Begins where Gordon gives Batman the card but then the camera zooms past them into the building across the street and we see the joker in the window.he was there the whole time the screen goes black...........we hear a wind up chattering set of teeth walk past the screen dragging a new batman figure on fire(havent seen it before looks like the suit batman is wearing could be the new costume) just before the screen faids out it shows the shot of the 1st beethoven movie wear charles groidon is screaming while beethovenshakes his dirty body in the bed sheets in slow mo.the screen goes to a coin spinning on table(looks like the same scene from the rock)


my mom emailed me this she works for wb.




yuck.

 

[ENERjosh]

i hate people description of trailers.its always over dramactic with no cinematic qualities. not that im a professor in cinema aesthetics but.....it alwasy something overly descriptive and flamboyant....


the bat log flies in the center of the screen while a gutair wails in the backround ,its glowing the joker smile flashes in the bat logo like a mirror on a sunday after noon.we see a shot of the end of Begins where Gordon gives Batman the card but then the camera zooms past them into the building across the street and we see the joker in the window.he was there the whole time the screen goes black...........we hear a wind up chattering set of teeth walk past the screen dragging a new batman figure on fire(havent seen it before looks like the suit batman is wearing could be the new costume) just before the screen faids out it shows the shot of the 1st beethoven movie wear charles groidon is screaming while beethovenshakes his dirty body in the bed sheets in slow mo.the screen goes to a coin spinning on table(looks like the same scene from the rock)


my mom emailed me this she works for wb.




yuck.

 

[Cristo]

I've seen the teaser and it's nothing like what AICN says.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I must say cristo, i hate what your saying its like!

its crappy..and underwhelming.

 

[chintai80]

well, cristo's description, if it is real...sounds way better than the aicn description. now that is underwhelming.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

nah..there both ****e.

IMO

 

[chintai80]

haha yea but im just choosing the lesser of the two evils here.
like if cristo's were real, i rather go with that teaser than the previous one on aicn.

but i hope the actual one is even better than both.

 

[$G-mOnEy$]

On a lighter note, that's the first time I've ever seen a quintuple post.

 

[breyfogle_rules]

the bat log flies in the center of the screen while a gutair wails in the backround ,its glowing the joker smile flashes in the bat logo like a mirror on a sunday after noon.we see a shot of the end of Begins where Gordon gives Batman the card but then the camera zooms past them into the building across the street and we see the joker in the window.he was there the whole time the screen goes black...........we hear a wind up chattering set of teeth walk past the screen dragging a new batman figure on fire(havent seen it before looks like the suit batman is wearing could be the new costume) just before the screen faids out it shows the shot of the 1st beethoven movie wear charles groidon is screaming while beethovenshakes his dirty body in the bed sheets in slow mo.
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You have potential to be among the funniest sir. Keep posting. t:

 

[dark_b]

nolan always makes what he supposed to make.
if he wants to realese a teaser he will realese an oldschool teaser.

i hate those new teasers that look like theatrical trailers.
a teaser is there to tease us.

 

[Dark Knight]

nolan always makes what he supposed to make.
if he wants to realese a teaser he will realese an oldschool teaser.

i hate those new teasers that look like theatrical trailers.
a teaser is there to tease us.

Exactly!

 

[IamtheBatman]

As long as TDK is like BB teaser I won't be ashamed.