The "Epic" revolt begins now!

[mastermindjcg]

I have committed to at least one New Year's resolution that is more viable than, say, losing weight(yeah, right, the day they can make carrots and sprouts taste like steak and eggs)and that is to put a stop to un-funny comedies. I'm talking specifically about the comedy films because, let's face facts, the TV sitcom has turned into a lost cause. The time has come to say a collective "F*** OFF!" to the twits who continue to churn out the most ridiculous excuses for mindless entertainment.
At the top of my s*** list are the Beavis and Butthead of the Writer's Guild of America, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the *****ebags responsible for last year's nightmare, "Date Movie", the soon to be released, "Epic Movie", as well as some of the least funniest contributions to the Scary Movie franchise(and just to pour some more salt into an open wound, number 5 is on the horizon).
Now, there is mindless fun movies like the "Mummy" pictures with Brendan Fraser and then, you have the movies that are pure dogs***. Friedberg and Seltzer have made untold fortunes on the latter and THEY MUST BE STOPPED. I'm not d***in' around. Seriously, these two schmucks are talentless, they are not funny even accidentally, and it is time to stop them from making more crap for us to endure. All you have to do is log onto www.wga.com, google their names, and use your imaginations. Track them down, stalk them if necessary, but it is imperative to put a grizzly end to two jackoffs who give comedy a bad name.

-so sayeth the mastermind-

 

[vibeke_T]

too long. must summarize.

 

[zer00]

Try a second draft of the post

 

[Katsuro]

too long. must summarize.

Date Movie sucked.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

I have committed to at least one New Year's resolution that is more viable than, say, losing weight(yeah, right, the day they can make carrots and sprouts taste like steak and eggs)and that is to put a stop to un-funny comedies. I'm talking specifically about the comedy films because, let's face facts, the TV sitcom has turned into a lost cause. The time has come to say a collective "F*** OFF!" to the twits who continue to churn out the most ridiculous excuses for mindless entertainment.
At the top of my s*** list are the Beavis and Butthead of the Writer's Guild of America, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the *****ebags responsible for last year's nightmare, "Date Movie", the soon to be released, "Epic Movie", as well as some of the least funniest contributions to the Scary Movie franchise(and just to pour some more salt into an open wound, number 5 is on the horizon).
Now, there is mindless fun movies like the "Mummy" pictures with Brendan Fraser and then, you have the movies that are pure dogs***. Friedberg and Seltzer have made untold fortunes on the latter and THEY MUST BE STOPPED. I'm not d***in' around. Seriously, these two schmucks are talentless, they are not funny even accidentally, and it is time to stop them from making more crap for us to endure. All you have to do is log onto www.wga.com, google their names, and use your imaginations. Track them down, stalk them if necessary, but it is imperative to put a grizzly end to two jackoffs who give comedy a bad name.

-so sayeth the mastermind-

I completely empathise. It makes you wonder about the intelligence of today's youth when the likes of Date Movie and Scary Movie 4 (4!) are popular movies.

 

[zer00]

hence why the world should be burned

 

[Rez]

DATE MOVIE


The true reason Saddam allowed himself to be hanged.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

The problem is that so much of the population only likes mindless sensory fodder like Michael Bay movies and Adam Sandler flicks. That's what Joe Dip**** enjoys and buys more of, so that's what Joe Movie Executive makes.

 

[Matt]

Let people like what they want. Unless you have stock in Miramax and are getting killed by "Happy Madison Productions" who gives a ****?

 

[porchmonkey408]

Wanna really revolt? Make better movies.

 

[Backdrifter]

its wga.org, n00b.

 

[nocomics]

I dont watch these movie at all. I wont see this movie,didnt go see date movie. The other spoof movies are at the end of their rope,no more scary movies for me they are out of steam..

 

[Rez]

The problem is that so much of the population only likes mindless sensory fodder like Michael Bay movies and Adam Sandler flicks. That's what Joe Dip**** enjoys and buys more of, so that's what Joe Movie Executive makes.

There's a big difference between Michael Bay and Adam Sandler movies and Date movie.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

The one problem I have with "Epic Movie" is the use of Borat. Whats the poing of even trying to spoof Borat? If anything its a terrible Borat impersonater who is nowhere near Sacha Baren Cohen's genius.