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[Paroxysm]

You were lurking on the Hype boards
When I met you.
I picked you out, signed you up,
Turned you around,
Turned you into someone new.

Now 6 years later on you've got the Hype at your feet
posting has been so easy for you...
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down, too.

poetic justice.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You were lurking on the Hype boards
When I met you.
I picked you out, signed you up,
Turned you around,
Turned you into someone new.

Now 6 years later on you've got the Hype at your feet
posting has been so easy for you...
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down, too.

...Really? I think you need to get pimp smacked for that. Just not by a pimp, but by a b**ch.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aesop sucks at Hype-mixing songs.

Also, defecation is a g-rated discussion. It can be taken to a point where it becomes inappropriate, but the natural act is okay to discuss on this forum. Poop on.

 

[JP]

Someone hit Corey. Hard.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

@ everyone. lol u sad now huh?

 

[BizarroAids]

Aesop sucks at Hype-mixing songs.

Also, defecation is a g-rated discussion. It can be taken to a point where it becomes inappropriate, but the natural act is okay to discuss on this forum. Poop on.

I was just discussing with my fellow members of how bad it sucks. I hope it didn't get you in trouble.

And if they can talk about poop/fart jokes in Disney movies, then I'm discussing it here.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

poetic justice.

This is why I have beef with Canada.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

over-pooping is serious business, to be honest.

 

[Schlosser85]

Do they have beef in Canada?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Canadian bacon is awesome. kind of.

 

[Paroxysm]

This is why I have beef with Canada.

Oh relax, we drink milk in bags, so what!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Do they have beef in Canada?

Beef is good. Probably not.

 

[JP]

No good things.

 

[Schlosser85]

Except Ryan Gosling.

 

[JP]

Ryan Gosling is pretty fantastic. . .

 

[Marx]

What's wrong with Ryan Gosling?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Nothing's wrong with Ryan Gosling. Unless he's being considered for Best Actor. Then everything is wrong with Ryan Gosling.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Joke: Why'd the guy in a barrel go down the Niagara Falls?

Punchline: He was Canadian.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Aesop sucks at Hype-mixing songs.

Also, defecation is a g-rated discussion. It can be taken to a point where it becomes inappropriate, but the natural act is okay to discuss on this forum. Poop on.

what about pooping on someone?

 

[Paroxysm]

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Joke: Why'd the Canadian commit a crime?

Answer: Because cops on horses are easy to get away from.

 

[Marx]

Nothing's wrong with Ryan Gosling. Unless he's being considered for Best Actor. Then everything is wrong with Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling is pretty hot.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

K, Marx.

 

[Johnny Drama]

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

 

[JP]

No one said anything bad about Gosling.