The Fran Points Program!

[Fran]

TODAY'S CHALLENGE/ACTIVITY:

Tell me the funniest joke you've ever heard.

 

[xwolverine2]

TODAY'S CHALLENGE/ACTIVITY:

Tell me the funniest joke you've ever heard.

Tobey Maguire: "i love you mary jane"

 

[Fran]

I thought you didn't want the points?

 

[redmarvel]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: 'Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in my castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. '

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't firkin' think so.

 

[Fran]

If you were in the contest, you'd get 4 fran points for that.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

you may not get this..

two upset stomach tablets are in a bar, as they are leaving they turn and say, well its good night from me, and its good night from him,a guy at the bar turns to the barmen and says "who were they?"..

the barman replies..the two rennies.

if you're English you will get this.

 

[Fran]

I don't get it

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I don't get it

well, theres a english tv show called the two ronnies...


I knew you wouldn't.

 

[KALEL114]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



Zing!

 

[Fran]

t:

+2 fran points

 

[Speedball]

Does this count?

 

[Fran]

Sorry, has to be an actual typed out joke.

 

[Kritish]

Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''

The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''

The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''

 

[Fran]

If you were in the program, you'd get 2 for that one.

 

[Kritish]

If you were in the program, you'd get 2 for that one.

 

[Speedball]

I such at making jokes.
I'm better at making sarcastic comments.

 

[jaguarr]

This turned into the Lounge a lot faster than I thought it would. :dumpstherestofhiscounterfeitFarmerFranPointsontheblackmarketbeforetheybecomecompletelyworthless:

jag

 

[Fran]

Edit

It's a daily challenge, jag. A daily challenge.

 

[jaguarr]

Edit

It's a daily challenge, jag. A daily challenge.

I'm sure it is, Franny. I'm sure it is.

jag

 

[Fran]

If it was a lounge, wouldn't I have Asteroid-Man in the challenge? Eh? Eh?

 

[lollycop]

What do you call a indian go down a water slide? Souage.

 

[Fran]

NOTE: The challenge applies ONLY to people participating in the program.

***ing Kritish

 

[Superman79]

I gotta win me some Fran Points!!!

Do I start out at +1000 for getting GR87 to call me an a-hole???

 

[Fran]

No, they're only active starting now.

 

[Prognosticator]

*yawn!*