The Fran Points Program!

[jaguarr]

If it was a lounge, wouldn't I have Asteroid-Man in the challenge? Eh? Eh?

He's still posting in here, so that doesn't really help your case. All you need is Catman and Ice-Man and you'll have the trifecta.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I think it'd be unfair if I joined. Unless you counted in the billions of points.

So say, Erz: 200 (billions of points).

 

[Showtime]

Superman writes on the wall: "Batman is a wimp"

The next day, Batman writes on the wall: "Superman is Clark Kent"

 

[Fran]

+1 fran point

 

[Showtime]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

 

[Fran]

Only one joke per user participating.

 

[Superman79]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

That is one of my ABSOLUTE favorites

 

[Showtime]

Only one joke per user participating.

My bad Double F.

At least Supes79 appreciated it though.

 

[squeekness]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.

He thinks it’s a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis.

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you, my son?”.

He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.”

“Very well, my son. Please follow me.”

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs, “Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway”.

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis. Serves You Right, You Sinner!

 

[Fran]

+3 fran points for squeekness

 

[lollycop]

Can I join Mr.Fran?

 

[Fran]

Yes you can.

 

[squeekness]

+3 fran points for squeekness

:heart: Thanks.

 

[lollycop]

Yes you can.

Well then, consider my self a member.t:

 

[AndThePickles]

Superman writes on the wall: "Batman is a wimp"

The next day, Batman writes on the wall: "Superman is Clark Kent"

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.

He thinks it’s a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis.

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you, my son?”.

He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.”

“Very well, my son. Please follow me.”

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs, “Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway”.

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis. Serves You Right, You Sinner!

Hahaha, those are awesome! t:

 

[Prognosticator]

So have the zer00 points expired??


eh?? eh? get it?

 

[Showtime]

Hahaha, those are awesome! t:

Heh Heh.

I like Squeek's joke better.

 

[squeekness]

Heh Heh.

I like Squeek's joke better.

:heart:

 

[Matt]

"I want to win fran points!"

In fact, because yesterday was my seven year Hype Anniversery I demand Fran points!

 

[Mee]

How do you get a one-armed blond out of a tree?






...






WAVE!

Spoiler

 

[Showtime]

"I want to win fran points!"

In fact, because yesterday was my seven year Hype Anniversery I demand Fran points!

Happy Anniversary!

I should have jumped out of a cake or something.

 

[Showtime]

:heart:

:heart: + :heart: = 2:heart: 's

 

[Matt]

Happy Anniversary!

I should have jumped out of a cake or something.

Thank you, and yes you should have

 

[Fran]

Matt is in now

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.