The Good Advice Thread.

[enterthemadness]

1. Never eat pizza that is blue.

2. Never drink milk that has lumps or smells rotten.

3. Never spray paint a policeman's car.

4. Staying on topic in the wrestling thread is just useless.

5. Never leap frog a unicorn.

6. Never put a 'kick me' sign on the back of a body builder. He will know its you and get his sweet revenge.

7. Never mix mac n' cheese with a Unicorns half sister leprechaun gold pot of gold. Wait...that made no sense at all.

 

[Mee]

It's good advice, that I just can't take.

Who would've thought? It figures.

 

[enterthemadness]

Actually the point of this thread. Good advice...you can't use. That's the twist!