The "Guy Rule" in public restrooms

[AndThePickles]

Well, no doubt that statement just turned on the Hype's male populace.

Ugh, I so wasn't even thinking of anything other than how much I love chocolate cream pie when I wrote that. Pervs!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Okay, forget DV8,

Oh the humanity

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Dave Chappelle's "When you're running from the police and you feel that anal grease. Diarrhea!" always kills me

 

[Immortalfire]

It's also apparently a rule that if someone dumps a load, fails to flush, and then vanishes from the premesis, leaving someone else to see the remaining by products, all guys in the restroom must go check it out. That happened to me once in a restroom, a dude opens a stall door and yells "Oh god, look at this!"

Someone had left a massive poop nest in the potty. Nasty.

 

[AndThePickles]

It's also apparently a rule that if someone dumps a load, fails to flush, and then vanishes from the premesis, leaving someone else to see the remaining by products, all guys in the restroom must go check it out. That happened to me once in a restroom, a dude opens a stall door and yells "Oh god, look at this!"

Someone had left a massive poop nest in the potty. Nasty.

Ewww, girls are the opposite. If that happens we avoid that stall like the plague.

 

[DBella]

With no hands and involving you? I'd have to rub the pie on you first and then eat it Or you could just eat it for me

We can eat pie off each other. I'll start first coz I'm... hungrier.

Btw, I like how we invade this "Guys Public Restroom".

 

[jaguarr]

It's also apparently a rule that if someone dumps a load, fails to flush, and then vanishes from the premesis, leaving someone else to see the remaining by products, all guys in the restroom must go check it out. That happened to me once in a restroom, a dude opens a stall door and yells "Oh god, look at this!"

Someone had left a massive poop nest in the potty. Nasty.

If I find a poop nest I leave it for the next guy to find and go to the next stall or find another bathroom.

jag

 

[DBella]

Oh the humanity

Hey, "ass vomit" was great but the diarrhea song was superb! I can dance to it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

"Poop nest" Hahahaha

 

[Whirlysplat]

"Whirlysplat" is actually from a sketch by Ben Elton about Mr "Whirlysplat" who leaves curled "Whirlysplats" in train station toilets because they are so beautiful he cannot bring himself to flush them away. Opposed to Mr. "Pebbledash" or Mr "Next Morning Curry" who are just to lazy!

 

[DBella]

It's also apparently a rule that if someone dumps a load, fails to flush, and then vanishes from the premesis, leaving someone else to see the remaining by products, all guys in the restroom must go check it out. That happened to me once in a restroom, a dude opens a stall door and yells "Oh god, look at this!"

Someone had left a massive poop nest in the potty. Nasty.

Hahaha! Did anyone take pictures? But away, that's just nasty. I've been to Women's restroom a few times where I see... blood stained sanitary pad on the floor in the cubicle. And that's the main reason (other than pee drops on toilet seat), that I avoid public restrooms like a plague. When I told my fiance about it, he was surprised as he expected the Women's Restroom to be clean coz women are supposed to be clean. Yeah, right. I wish.
Anyway, I'd rather pee in the bushes.

 

[AndThePickles]

We can eat pie off each other. I'll start first coz I'm... hungrier.

Btw, I like how we invade this "Guys Public Restroom".

:heart: :heart:

 

[DV8]

With no hands and involving you? I'd have to rub the pie on you first and then eat it Or you could just eat it for me

here . . . let me help you ladies *throws pies at breasts*

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Killed it

 

[jaguarr]

"Whirlysplat" is actually from a sketch by Ben Elton about Mr "Whirlysplat" who leaves curled "Whirlysplats" in train station toilets because they are so beautiful he cannot bring himself to flush them away. Opposed to Mr. "Pebbledash" or Mr "Next Morning Curry" who are just to lazy!

So you're basically telling us that your name is sh1tty?

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

Killed it

 

[DV8]

Okay, forget DV8, jag just scored HUGE Bella-points! :heart: *dances to jag's song*

jag always gets the ladies . . . . what a pimp

Go post in the "Heinz 57" thread where nonsense is expected!

jag

I don't even wanna know what that thread is about . . .

 

[DBella]

Killed it

Who/What killed what?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

DV8 went in for the kill prematurely

 

[kane9321]

i cant take a dump..if someone's squatting in the next stall...it creeps me out

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We can eat pie off each other. I'll start first coz I'm... hungrier.

Btw, I like how we invade this "Guys Public Restroom".

NSFW

 

[DV8]

DV8 went in for the kill prematurely

they were just starting to get into it before you called me out!

 

[kane9321]

or as I like to call it: ass vomit

i thought it was called ass juice

 

[DBella]

they were just starting to get into it before you called me out!

Spoons' right. You killed it. Now we're not in the mood anymore. At least not in this thread.

 

[AndThePickles]

they were just starting to get into it before you called me out!

No, that was all you. *washes off pie*