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I'll be the brave one to say Lords of Salem is freakin' great. Utterly misunderstood (sometimes purposefully) imo.
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How is Lords of Salem misunderstood?
Is it because Zombie...a guy who made his money and name in music for decades...completely got the radio system wrong in his film about radio djs??? One would assume he'd actually make that a bit realistic.
Maybe the fact that the author's obsession is COMPLETELY unwarranted, given the facts he is presented with...so we are likely talking about a guy who spends his life stalking people for no reason.
Maybe it's the fact that the lead character says "Bye" to her friends who are worried about her and on their way with her somewhere, as she ducks into a building...and then her friends are never seen again...apparently shrugging their shoulders and walking off?
Maybe it's the fact that scenes that take place in the film are never mentioned again...except in explanatory footage as the credits roll...as if they realized that they forgot to handle those plot points?
No...this is not a misunderstood movie...it's jumbled up crap designed to look like art.
Or you know, you can accept people like it. I'm not saying its perfect but I do believe it is a good example of physiological and psychedelic horror.
See what you do did there???
You flat out "blamed" viewers who don't like it...saying that they just didn't understand what you were able to grasp...and then when confronted it's "oh, you should just accept that some people like it."
Sorry...you struck first by suggesting that we are somehow beneath the intelligence of the movie. Now...back up your claim or accept that you're going to have to defend the stupidity in the film.
Its great to see I, Madman get a mention. Totally under rated film and pretty damn good too.After I get off work today, can't wait to pick up my bluray boxset of Chucky (including the much anticipated Curse of Chucky)..I am so excited
As for a 31 days of horror, if I were to do it: this would be my viewing list if I was to do one a day since I am obsessed with horror, I usually watch more than 1 easily:
Halloween (John Carpenters)NUFF SAID
Halloween 2 (1981 not the sequel to the remake by Rob Zombie) (the one time where I will include the first and sequel together since they take place on the same night and is just a true continuation of the same story plus its a kickass sequel my personal favorite in the genre)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)---BBQ never tasted so good with Leatherface making it  love this and part 2 (1986)
Phantasm (1979)---low budget creepy effort that has a great cast with Angus Scrimm as a graverobbing mortician simply called THE TALL MAN.
Salems Lot (1979)Great mini series that was written by Stephen King about vampires James Mason is awesome!!!
Prince of Darkness (1987)John Carpenter directed this underrated film about a group of students who find the Devil in an abandoned church and bringing about the end of the world Donald Pleasence (Dr. Loomis from Halloween series) is a priest and Alice Cooper is a street schizo who turns violent 
The Omen (1976)---never a creepier name in the English language than Damien
The Exorcist (1973)---Peasoup, the Devil, and Possession
Psycho (1960)Hitchcockss masterpiece that gave birth to the modern horror film a boys best friend is his mother
George Romeros Day of the Dead (1985)3rd part of his Living Dead Saga (First was Night of the Living Dead, then Dawn of the Dead)---his masterpiece about scientists and military personnel dealing with the global threat of the undead
Friday the 13th (1980) (personal favorite is part VII: The New Blood) but the original is the one so many cling to so I can recommend it
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) (personal favorite is part IV: The Dream Master) but like the original Friday the 13th , so many cling to this one as well also one of the few times Freddy is truly scary and not as comedic as he would become.
Creepshow (1982)Stephen King wrote it, George Romero directed it, and master of special Efx Tom Savini did the special effects for this 5 part anthology brilliant!!! In fact it will be shown at midnight at the Baxter on October 12 I will be there 
I, Madman (1989)---low budget fare about a book obsessed woman who starts living her books as the killer escapes from fiction into reality very underrated
Hellraiser (1987)---Clive Barkers sadomasochistic nightmare about a puzzle box that unleashes demons on earth first appearance of Pinhead (played 8 times by Doug Bradley) this and part 2 are the best
Childs Play (1988)---Chucky ooh boy creepy doll gotta love his warped sense of humor the first of 6 installments personal favorite is part 2 and Bride of Chucky
Suspiria (1977)---Italian director Dario Argentos masterpiece in my opinion about a ballerina student who goes to an academy in Europe only to find out a coven of witches are causing mayhem there one of the best opening death sequences
John Carpenters The Fog (1980)---An amazing cast (Adrienne Barbeau, Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh, and so many others) about a town that is haunted by ghosts who have come to avenge wrongs done to them.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)---not really scary so much as just an incredible rollercoaster ride to see these 2 icons of terror beat the tar out of each other .saw it 9 times in the theater NEVER get tired of it.
Hills Have Eyes (1977)---Wes Cravens creepy experience of a family who is stranded in the desert while being stalked by cannibalistic inbred mutants. Dee Wallace and Michael Berryman (Pluto) star in this nasty little film.
Demons (1985)---Italian Director Lamberto Bavas just flat out disgusting film about a theater that opens up in the middle of the city where after watching a movie about demons, they come out of the movie into our world and tear the flesh off the living over the top efx (the Italians are known for their very bright red blood) followed by a great sequel
Sleepaway Camp (1982)---Often called a ripoff of Friday the 13th, this first of a 4 part series of films deals with murders at a camp perhaps one of the most memorable endings EVER so shocking it has to be seen
Scream (1996)---Wes Cravens resurrected his career and the horror genre with this very well thought out film that pokes fun at the conventions of the horror genre great cast great references the first of 4 films.
Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)one of several films that British studio Hammer Films did with Peter Cushing as Dr. Frankenstein. This happens to be my personal favorite but any of them would work (Curse of Frankenstein, Frankenstein Created Women, Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, Evil of Frankenstein, and Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell)
Night of the Demons (1988)A great fun movie (the first of 3 movies plus a remake) where a Halloween party occurs at Hull House and demons are unleashed by hostess Angela great low budget efx
Saw (2004)---Personal favorite is part 3 but this torture porn series kicked off a new type of sub-genre of horror about Jigsaw and his deadly machinations live or die make your choice!
Hatchet (2006)---A great retro slasher-quality that features the exploits of Bayou legend Victor Crowley. Jason Voorhees veteran Kane Hodder (played Jason 4 times more than anyone else) plays out the trilogy as Victor. Over the top kills.
Carrie (1976)---Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie steal the show as mother and daughter telekinesis gone wrong dont go to the prom after this. Adapted from Stephen Kings first book.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)---A return to that gritty 70s vibe Zombie knocked this one out of the park about some teen tourists who come across the Firefly family. Very disturbing.
Jaws (1975)---I debated putting this in horror but I guess its more horror/suspense but none the less, Peter Benchleys novel about a shark that attacks Amity Island that theme is forever locked in our mind when we get in the ocean. Richard Dreyfus, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw steal the show
Evil Dead (1981)---Favorite is part 2 but gotta respect most peoples choice to pick the first as the ultimate cabin in the woods movie 5 teens unwittingly unleash demons from reading the Necronomicon aka the Book of the Dead.
Theres a lot of good to Jason Goes To Hell, though I've never been one of those that despised it I always appreciated it for them going a new route and trying something different with the franchise even if a lot of it didn't work as well.I don't know if I really like saying this, but I'm halfway through Jason Goes To Hell and it's actually not too bad.
I never blamed anybody. You're putting words in my mouth. Saying I think a film is misunderstood isn't saying people are too stupid to get it. And yes, I do think SOME people have a predisposition to rag on Rob Zombie and anything he does. I didn't excuse anyone here of doing such a thing. So no, YOU struck first with what perceived (possibly wrong, this is the internet) as an offhanded dismissal of my opinion. One you didn't even bother to quote directly...but simply had to dismiss.
I can't believe they still haven't announced the special features for the In the Mouth of Madness blu-ray which leads me to think there will be none, hopefully I'm wrong though.
I think Jason Goes to Hell is the worst 13th.
How is Lords of Salem misunderstood?
Is it because Zombie...a guy who made his money and name in music for decades...completely got the radio system wrong in his film about radio djs??? One would assume he'd actually make that a bit realistic.
Maybe the fact that the author's obsession is COMPLETELY unwarranted, given the facts he is presented with...so we are likely talking about a guy who spends his life stalking people for no reason.
Maybe it's the fact that the lead character says "Bye" to her friends who are worried about her and on their way with her somewhere, as she ducks into a building...and then her friends are never seen again...apparently shrugging their shoulders and walking off?
Maybe it's the fact that scenes that take place in the film are never mentioned again...except in explanatory footage as the credits roll...as if they realized that they forgot to handle those plot points?
No...this is not a misunderstood movie...it's jumbled up crap designed to look like art.
I think Jason Goes to Hell is the worst 13th.
Let's put it this way...I'm not the sharpest bulb in the crayon box. I LOVE watching movies that make me think...but I do tend to seek out other interpretations online to see what I might be missing. Those insights can inform me, and give me a deeper understanding than I would otherwise have.
My favorite films of the year are mostly like that. Resolution is a film that I watched several days ago...then watched it again the next night with my girlfriend. She didn't "get" it...so I explained my take to her...and she now loves the film and can't wait to watch it again. Upstream Color is another. Magic Magic is a movie that I ADORE...and yet the reviews from the public are really harsh...but I thought a lot about the film and think I "get" what they were doing and I see some real genius in it. I also mentioned The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh. These films (along with Antiviral and Stoker, which don't require much "getting") are my favorite films of the year.
Meanwhile, take a film like Spring Breakers, which is supposedly some deep critique of our culture...I hated that film and look at it as being just as shallow as the films it is supposedly mocking. In fact, I believe that the movie's reason for existing was to try to make the directors wife into a sex symbol, since she was the unknown cast alongside Disney stars (and of course, there is no genius behind putting girls that guys want to have sex with in bikinis). If someone wants to educate me in a convincing manner why Spring Breakers was actually genius, then go for it...but I haven't believed the arguments I've heard thus far.