The Hype on Lifetime

[CConn]

Fran has turned into a brown noser, how sad.

Fran has always been a brown noser. Just as you have always had the intelligence of a slow-witted dolphin.

 

[Fran]

I'm an ass to the people who are pricks to me.

Welcome to the club, Kritish!

 

[Kritish]

Kritish caught feelings

Hardly.

 

[CConn]

I like it!

 

[Fran]

Hardly.

Where's the easy button?

 

[Kritish]

Fran has always been a brown noser. Just as you have always had the intelligence of a slow-witted dolphin.

And you have the good taste of Paris Hilton.

I'm an ass to the people who are pricks to me.

Welcome to the club, Kritish!

I eat n00bie wanna be "snarkies" like you for breakfast.

 

[Kritish]

Where's the easy button?

In my pants...

 

[StorminNorman]

And you have the good taste of Paris Hilton.

Why would you try to taste her? She is all bones. It would be like eating crawfish, sure there is probably some goodness that could be found sucking on the head - but in the end it is just too much work for too little meat.

 

[CConn]

And you have the good taste of Paris Hilton.

I've tasted Paris Hilton, and it isn't good.

 

[Kritish]

Why would you try to taste her? She is all bones. It would be like eating crawfish, sure there is probably some goodness that could be found sucking on the head - but in the end it is just too much work for too little meat.

Crawfish are damn meaty compared to her.

 

[Fran]

I eat n00bie wanna be "snarkies" like you for breakfast.

I laugh at that. And spit in your face.

 

[Kritish]

Fran is to Hype as Anna Nicole Smith is to media.

 

[Fran]

If you really think that you're really that funny/mean, you aren't. :meow:

 

[Kritish]

If you really think that you're really that funny/mean, you aren't. :meow:

I'd like to you do better buttercup.

 

[Fran]

You know Kritish, I've never seen you contribute to threads outside your own.

Therefore, Kritish =

 

[StorminNorman]

Awww....so cute.

 

[Kritish]

You know Kritish, I've never seen you contribute to threads outside your own.

Therefore, Kritish =

Not contribute? What bizzare corner of your rectum did you pull that out of?

 

[Fran]

Why your mother's of course!

 

[Kritish]

Why your mother's of course!

Oh snap, you got me. Jokes about my mother are a sure bet to give me a verbal K.O.

How about you come up with original material before you attempt to diss someone. You'll find that you'll take more pride in your posts.

 

[Fran]

The same goes to you, [sarcasm]oh wise one.[/sarcasm]

 

[Kritish]

The same goes to you, [sarcasm]oh wise one.[/sarcasm]

By the way, next time you try to critisize JAL's lifestyle take a look at your profile. You've been here for less than a year and you already have more posts than me.

 

[Fran]

You can't think of any more insults, so you start to attack my post count?

You've lost already.

 

[Kritish]

You can't think of any more insults, so you start to attack my post count?

You've lost already.

I've lost? I didn't seem to get the memo. Or are you trying to chicken out already on me?

 

[Fran]

Sure, just because I have to go to sleep now means I'm chickening out. Attacking my post count, wow. Idiot.

 

[CConn]

Kritish is and idiot and everyone hates him.

I'm not even trying to insult him, that's just fact stating.

The sun is round. The ocean is wet. Louie Anderson is round.