The Hype on Lifetime

[Erzengel]

Well, it was alright at first. But she made me feel old. She didn't make me feel more mature just old. She didn't get me and I realized that the maturity gap was too big.

Woah woah woah.

No need for the life story.

We will just watch your Lifetime movie.

 

[Master Chief]

Woah woah woah.

No need for the life story.

We will just watch your Lifetime movie.

Gimme a review eh? I dunno if I want to watch it all.

 

[Tangled Web]

Yay! Are you going to be in it?

 

[Kevin]

Well, it was alright at first. But she made me feel old. She didn't make me feel more mature just old. She didn't get me and I realized that the maturity gap was too big.

two... years.... ... ...

 

[Erzengel]

I play the arresting police officer.

 

[Master Chief]

two... years.... ... ...

Years are irrelevant to ego.

 

[Tangled Web]

two... years.... ... ...

That's what she said. But the maturity gap was at least double.

I play the arresting police officer.

Sweet. You have fresh hair.

Can the movie have a theme song?

 

[Erzengel]

Gimme a review eh? I dunno if I want to watch it all.

Classic tale.

Boy meets girl.
Boy has sex with girl.
Girl's parents call the cops.
Cops arrest boy.
Boy charged as a man.
Boy gets sodomized in jail.

 

[Master Chief]

If the first sex scene is like, super hot, and the sodomizing is like, super comedic gold, my eyes are tottttally there.

 

[Tangled Web]

If the first sex scene is like, super hot, and the sodomizing is like, super comedic gold, my eyes are tottttally there.

You want to see me having sex?

 

[Hades]

They'd have to get Gary Coleman to play Tw, though.

Only man who could do him justice.

 

[Fran]

The timing couldn't have been better.

 

[Master Chief]

Well. I want to see the chick you're having sex with getting sexed. And I want to laugh at the facial expressions you make during the sodomizing, lol.

 

[Erzengel]

I smell an Emmy.

 

[Fran]

This has "CBS Sunday Night Movie" written all over it.

 

[Erzengel]

No Afterschool Special.

And at the end, TW from behind bars will talk into the camera telling about his regrets.

 

[Fran]

Behind the Dry Hump: A Tangled Web Tale.

 

[Erzengel]

I prefer my first title: Candyland.

 

[Fran]

Not too shabby

 

[Tangled Web]

I have a plot question:

Why would I get arrested?

 

[Erzengel]

She's 13?

 

[Tangled Web]

She's 14.

 

[Master Chief]

She calls the sex rape.



lol. And during the sex scene there'll be this close-up of her eyes and you'll see regret.

 

[Tangled Web]

Well, I guess she is white and I'm Hispanic. So that could be a factor. We're not in the south but you never know.

 

[Immortalfire]

Malice's life story... "Bastard Out of Houston"