The Hype's Dream Diary

[ShadowBoxing]

I dreamed I bought a hooker who was a swedish supermodel, then I woke up and realized what a stupid ass dream that was.

 

[Fran]

I had a dream that I was having intercourse with two hot Swedish supermodel hookers, like my idol blind_fury.

 

[Kritish]

I had a dream that I was paying a Swedish model to give me a BJ...

The ***** turned out to be Danish!

 

[Honey Vibe]

I had a dream that a giant crab was chasing me around and wanted to pince me to death; while all I wanted to do was lie on the beach with cindy Crawford....

You're over-protective of your view of an ideal relationship. Start dropping your guard and learn as you go.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I had a dream last night that everyone hated my wedding dress. I told them all to kiss my ass.

For future reference, dreams like this are about rescuing your purity and uniqueness. I'm sure you've had several since, even if you don't remember them. At the time, you were breaking away from family or peers that negatively influence or inhibit self-fidelity.

Try to remember more of them and we can chart your progress. Best of luck.

 

[Kritish]

Honey Vibe; I had a dream I was Carrot Top.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I kept having this dream where I fell out the back of a pickup truck and then ate a cell phone.

This is a hard one babe. I've heard way too many definitions for pickup truck, to the point where your analysis is wide open. My best guess is that, at the time, you needed to pick up the pace of communication in a relationship. If the cell phone was difficult to swallow, you needed to slow down.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Honey Vibe; I had a dream I was Carrot Top.

Do you remember any plot?

 

[Eddie Brock]

in my dreams, i have a reoccuring location that is completely fictional, is that normal?
like, i know some people dream that they are at their house a lot, and i understand that
but in several of my dreams, i dream that i am at this mall...but it's not like any mall i've ever seen/been inside before

and in one dream, the 3rd floor of the mall was converted into a hospital

 

[Kritish]

Do you remember any plot?

I was doing a skit with Eva Longoria and a tube of peanut butter.

Then I woke up.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Last night, I had my first dream about the Hype.

It was about Carter and Gunblade. They had decided to get together in person. They looked strange though. Carter looked like a black/asian man and Gunblade looked like a pakistani or indian. Anyway, they were making videos of their time together, but only Gunblade was making a video during my dream. She kept playfully saying things into the camera about Carter, while a hapless silent Carter just smirked and smiled. I can't remember the rest.

You are exploring gentility, chivalry, and happiness, and feel ready to fuse it with your raw sexuality. You are becoming a more well-rounded person.

 

[Honey Vibe]

in my dreams, i have a reoccuring location that is completely fictional, is that normal?
like, i know some people dream that they are at their house a lot, and i understand that
but in several of my dreams, i dream that i am at this mall...but it's not like any mall i've ever seen/been inside before

and in one dream, the 3rd floor of the mall was converted into a hospital

Yeah, that happens all the time.

Your dreams of a mall had an underlying theme that you're searching for something that's the perfect match for you. If there was a hospital inside the mall, consider you cannot find it until you cut certain negative traits out of yourself.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Yeah, that happens all the time.

Your dreams of a mall had an underlying theme that you're searching for something that's the perfect match for you. If there was a hospital inside the mall, consider you cannot find it until you cut certain negative traits out of yourself.

wow
and i thought it was random

 

[Honey Vibe]

I was doing a skit with Eva Longoria and a tube of peanut butter.

Then I woke up.

This might be personal, so I'll IM it to you.

 

[Kritish]

This might be personal, so I'll IM it to you.

Um pm please I don't any ims

 

[Cаrter]

Last night, I had my first dream about the Hype.

It was about Carter and Gunblade. They had decided to get together in person. They looked strange though. Carter looked like a black/asian man and Gunblade looked like a pakistani or indian. Anyway, they were making videos of their time together, but only Gunblade was making a video during my dream. She kept playfully saying things into the camera about Carter, while a hapless silent Carter just smirked and smiled. I can't remember the rest.

And now I've invaded the dreams of the hypsters. My mission is complete.

No asian blood here though.

 

[JStorm]

So I'm in and out of sleep, because MrvlKight and Susan keep texting me. Finally, I get a text that reads: "you shouldn't of left today," from Susan. I role over and think "I need to get back to this," yet fall back asleep.

Dream starts:

I role out of bed, grab my phone, completely thinking I'm awake. Walk into the living area and my cat - haven't had her in years - walks over to me and rubs my leg, to then greet a dog in which I've never seen. The dog proceeds to growl and bark, to which I jump onto a chair yelling for help. My roommate tells me to calm down and calls the dog over - (in real life, I live with my brother.) I look at the dude and say "who the **** are you?" He laughs and says "really. . not this again."

We go through some pleasantries and he says "every now and then you wake up confused as to who you are." He walked me over to a photo of my family and said look: the picture consisted of me, a twin brother, and an ugly sister. . oh, and my dad was Dustin Hoffman. I retort, "WTF. . my old man is DStorm, not Hoffman?!?" My roommate tells me 'DStorm sounds like a porn star. . that is your real dad.' I flip out and repy, "DStorm is a porn star, fool, and Rainman in not my father."

He goes on to explain to me that I do this about three times a year, and today is not the day to do so: "you're getting married," he tells me. "If her name isn't Susan, I ain't walking down that aisle." Dream jumps and I'm walking up to a church to talk with a Priest to calm me down and get me into the 'marrying-mindset.'

Keep in mind, NO LIE, I am completely into this and not realizing I'm sleeping.

As I walk into the church, an old friend greets me and says "JStorm?" I reply quickly, because apparently my last name isn't the same: "You know me. . as in ME?" He tells me that he found a way home and that I needed to play it cool until the time was right. I walk into the church, about to step into the Priest's office, when I hear "Jason. . run. . RUN!!" I dash out, immediately.

Upon running out of the church, I hear "hey. . ****er. . " I turn to see Dennis Leary charging at me. He throws me up against the fence and says "she's my girl. . just because you romanticized her after we broke up, doesn't mean she's yours!" Not giving a **** and wanting to go home I say "fine you can have her; I don't care." Leary's eyes light up, he leans in and says "you're Earth One Jason?"

BRAIN INTO OVER-LOAD-INCEPTION-STYLE-SHOCK. One would think I would have woken up, finally understanding this was a dream.

My buddy and I kick his ass, and we take off running from the cops.


I'm sure there's more, but the dream is losing me the longer I am awake. And to answer all questions - I don't use drugs and I was stone sober last night.




Welcome and enjoy!


Edit: Good dreams are aloud, just thought the witty title would be catchy.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Nightmares only? Or cool dreams too? I had a good one last night that was basically me directing a movie, it was about a guy who notices another guy going on a crime rampage and he follows him about with a video camera, i was the guy with the camera, he ends up getting involved in trying to stop the guy iirc. In the dream I watched my own movie on dvd, and there were three different cuts of the movie.

 

[JStorm]

Nightmares only? Or cool dreams too? I had a good one last night that was basically me directing a movie, it was about a guy who notices another guy going on a crime rampage and he follows him about with a video camera, i was the guy with the camera. In the dream I watched my own movie on dvd, and there were three different cuts of the movie.

Good point - I'll amend the thread.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Ok, so what better place to put a thread like this than in the Community? Essentially, the idea is if you've had a dream (whether lucid or not) that you remembered when you woke up, share it with other members here. Sort of a collective way for all of us to have a dream "journal" (as the thread title so implied). So, to kick (no pun intended) things off, I'll start with a dream-within-a-dream that I had:

I was walking through this brightly lit concourse, something like a mall mixed with a hospital lobby. Nice day outside, kids and parents running around, for all intents and purposes, normal. Then I noticed that these people were handing out these white Altoid-looking tablets. Figured they were mints so I took one.

Spoiler

Cue BRRRMM!!

Next thing I know everything is black and I'm falling. And I land on my street, right in front of my house! Everything looks the same except that the house numbers are warped. Anyway, I go to "my" house only to realize when I enter that it's not actually "my" house, it's my best friends house. There's this gigantic mirror we have right when you walk in, and my reflection is all warped and convoluted. So we hang out for a bit then decide to go for a drive. This is where things get really weird.

We get on the highway, and ahead of me I see the road turn and warp like a roller coaster track, I'm talking literal 180-degree bank turns. My friend just guns it and we're going fast enough to keep enough momentum to basically be driving perpendicular to the ground. My door comes loose and I start plummeting towards the earth.

And I wake up back in the same "facility" I was in before, only I'm in this back room that I'm apparently not supposed to be in. I see the Altoid-like pills being manufactured and (I am NOT kidding!) the major chemical compound in the formula is THC. Before you ask, yes

Spoiler

I was stoned at the time I fell asleep my choice, don't knock it

The last thing I remember was being chased by these guards out of the room and through the brightly lit concourse, then everything just cuts right as I reach the doors.


So, who has an interesting dream story? Share, discuss, and dream on Hype!sters

Oh and one more thing:

Spoiler

Any of you try to incept me, I'll go JGL on your punk a**es

 

[Bubonic]

There are half a dozen dream threads already, even another "official" one...

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Show me where man, couldn't find one. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough

 

[Master Chief]

check your totem bro.

 

[Bubonic]

I dream of a day when the search function is used.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

I dream of a day when the search function is used.

Bubonic, no need to be a boob. While I'm sure there other dream related threads, this thread is a dream JOURNAL thread so those Hype!sters that take the act of dreaming seriously can share and get advice on different interpretations or even maybe recalling certain dreams in greater detail and eventually achieve lucidity while dreaming. Specific purpose, specific thread, cool?

Now if the mods eventually do deem this thread closable I'm not gonna argue, it's not my style. But don't come into a thread and troll it. Deal? Cool bro.

Now, back to the topic of the thread at hand.