The "I gotta rant about how horrible this movie is" thread

[Mr. Credible]

But not everything we don't expect is shocking. Shock tends to be a much more extreme thing than simply seeing something you didn't expect to see.

um... if you don't expect to see something, when you do see it, it is going to shock you.

don't try to pull out semantics, you just made a boo-boo... it's okay.

 

[The Question]

No. Not everything you don't expect shocks you. Shock is, usually, a stronger reaction than ordinairy surprise.

 

[The Question]

Lupus? Is that you?

.....yes....

 

[JLBats]

.....yes....

AWESOME!

 

[Warhammer]

Jason X was terrible.
I have a friend that actually loves the movie.

 

[gvcool2]

Jason X was terrible.
I have a friend that actually loves the movie.

is he a vegetable?

 

[The Question]

AWESOME!

I thought everyone knew I changed my name to The Question.

 

[Warhammer]

is he a vegetable?

Um.......perhaps.
Loves the RE movies with a passion, too.

 

[gvcool2]

Um.......perhaps.
Loves the RE movies with a passion, too.

well if he isn't already, he soon will be

 

[Dr. MIX]

Ok just got back from watching Miami Vice, boring.

 

[Obi-Ron]

no superhero movie out yet is oscar material...

Hulk should have been nominated for editing.

 

[Mentok]

BATMAN BEGINS. I know you all love it but damn

 

[kane9321]

hulk- it was no way close to the comic book hulk,it strayed to far off the beaten path and went straight to hell

superman returns- just really bad movie, wasnt worth the hype

batman begins- to many changes ..(see hulk)

king kong- to much story about "nothing" (thats the 1st hour of the movie)

Kill bill 3- not the whole movie just a few scenes made me say "wtf" (instead of taking a different approach of killing the assasin in the trailer(god i cant think of his name)..beatrix just walks to the front door and gets blasted..wha?..Then the final scene when she meets up with bill...you think its gonna be a slobberknocker drag out fight...but instead all they do is talk...seems like forever,then for the final battle ....the 5 finger death touch?.....just dam

potc2- to many stories about characters I didnt give a crap about going in different directions then trying to tie it all together at the end....totally totally overhyped

King arthur-I liked this movie, but the one thing i just couldnt believe was how in the blue hell is the director was gonna make me believe that toothpick thin, scrawny, a strong breeze might blow me down Keira Knightley was some amazon-like warrior princess..you gotta be kiddin me

blade trinty- omg omg, utterly pointless plot,ryan renolds and his dumbass unfunny oneliners,and jessica biel why was she cast in this crapfest?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- just just damn..i fell asleep half way through this borning movie

ultraviolet-miila in a middrift was not gonna save this steaming pile of crap

spawn-how in the hell you gonna have spawn without chapel(spawn fans know what I'm SAYING) then just too many changes from the great comic book (see hulk..above).Its like having the hulk without ....rick jones.

 

[kane9321]

I am a film aficionado and I go to filmn school, I can tell when a movie is bad.

that was by far the dumbest thing I've ever heard of...really

 

[kane9321]

Street Fighter

never metion that movie again

 

[JLBats]

I thought everyone knew I changed my name to The Question.

I had no idea that you were originally lupus.

It's a small world after all.

 

[FOG3]

Originally posted by Spelunking Man
alone in the dark - awful beyond comprehension

Yeh, but at least some of it was funny.

Uwe Boll: King of the nu-metal shootout

 

[The Question]

I had no idea that you were originally lupus.

It's a small world after all.

I guess.

 

[Red]

King Kong 2005

It think its come to a point now where producers think he's so great they don't even question his choices

 

[batman7289]

jason x was a horrible movie

 

[DACMAN]

**** X-Men 3. Everything went wrong.
**** Napolean Dynamite. Most over-hyped piece of crap I've seen.
**** Lilo & Stitch. Yeah, I'm part of the few that hated it.
**** Nacho Libre. Dumb story, bad acting and Jack Black in spandex
**** Clerks 2. Not really. I'm just checking to see if you're paying attention.

That's funny. I'm going out and seeing Nacho Libre now because Napolean Dynamite is easily the funniest film ever along with Elf. Lilo and Stitch is a childrens animated film that was very well done(it's kind weird beating up on a childrens cartoon, but whatever.) X-Men 3 was at least as good as the 2nd. And ANYTHING, again ANYTHING Kevin Smith touches turns to radioactive cancer for your eyes. Yet, you loved it. OOOkey Dokey.

 

[DACMAN]

Oh, and "Lady in the Water" sucked.

 

[Dr. MIX]

Garfield, my childhood memories of the sinister cat were abolished by the bastardized live action movie. I shudder to think how much better the second one is...

 

[The Shape]

Staying Alive. The sequel to Saturday Night Fever.

Easily one of the worst films ever made.

 

[gvcool2]

Staying Alive. The sequel to Saturday Night Fever.

Easily one of the worst films ever made.

it was payback for watching it in the first place