The "I gotta rant about how horrible this movie is" thread

[Joe Kerr]

Jersey Girl... Kevin smith WTF?

Um...
Scary movie 3... worst movie ever.

and... and.... i'll thinka sumthin...

 

[iceberg325]

hulk- it was no way close to the comic book hulk,it strayed to far off the beaten path and went straight to hell

superman returns- just really bad movie, wasnt worth the hype

batman begins- to many changes ..(see hulk)

king kong- to much story about "nothing" (thats the 1st hour of the movie)

Kill bill 3- not the whole movie just a few scenes made me say "wtf" (instead of taking a different approach of killing the assasin in the trailer(god i cant think of his name)..beatrix just walks to the front door and gets blasted..wha?..Then the final scene when she meets up with bill...you think its gonna be a slobberknocker drag out fight...but instead all they do is talk...seems like forever,then for the final battle ....the 5 finger death touch?.....just dam

potc2- to many stories about characters I didnt give a crap about going in different directions then trying to tie it all together at the end....totally totally overhyped

King arthur-I liked this movie, but the one thing i just couldnt believe was how in the blue hell is the director was gonna make me believe that toothpick thin, scrawny, a strong breeze might blow me down Keira Knightley was some amazon-like warrior princess..you gotta be kiddin me

blade trinty- omg omg, utterly pointless plot,ryan renolds and his dumbass unfunny oneliners,and jessica biel why was she cast in this crapfest?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- just just damn..i fell asleep half way through this borning movie

ultraviolet-miila in a middrift was not gonna save this steaming pile of crap

spawn-how in the hell you gonna have spawn without chapel(spawn fans know what I'm SAYING) then just too many changes from the great comic book (see hulk..above).Its like having the hulk without ....rick jones.

Kill Bill 3? Did I miss something??

 

[Assassin]

Spider-Man

everything about these movies are assed backwards.

Blonde to redhead/Redhead to Blonde
Gwen Stacy to Mj/ Mj to Gwen Stacy
topher is brock and not parker.
webshooters not believalbe but a man made out of 20 foot sand of himself is..

the two leads are horrible.
peter parker is an appealing character becuase hes not depressed and so serious like batman, hes not perfect like superman. Parker is funny and charismatic and tobey maguire is a walking stiff.

comic parker cracks jokes, the movie parker has clutsy things happen to him which makes him out to be a walking dumbass that the audiance laughs at and not with him.

Mary Jane is Kirstin Dunst.

the spider man movies are okay movies, there solid movies based on the superman franchise which is annoying to see when spider mans comics visuals are so abundant and can be used instead of a superman ripping off shirt scene.

no webshooters, crappy costumes watered down plots.

the spider man movies by sam rami, tobey maguire and dunst is not what spider man is. at all. its an unapealing love story, with two depressed unapealing leads, and pussysypmathectic villains.

Agreed, but i do love the fight scenes and the swinging scenes at the end of spiderman 1. 2 i hated a 100% except the train scene and even that had horrible acting.."we wont tell"

 

[gvcool2]

Kill Bill 3? Did I miss something??

a whole movie apparntly

 

[thealiasman2000]

None of the mentioned movies are as bad as the crappiest movie I have seen in the course of my natural life:


"Ants in the Pants"

(http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0239450/)

I could actually FEEL my brain cells cooking as I watched it.

It has the most idiotic premise of all, crappy special effects, and an completely inane resolution (he DOESN't hook up wioth that big-boobed blonde, even thought he is the only female person that would go near him).

And worst of all, it was dubbed in English. And the dubbing was straight out of a Bruce Lee kung fu movie.

And we never actually SEE the penis talking (which by itself is a ******ed premise), when just see a shot of it and the German voice kicks in the background (or, more accurately, the awful American voice dubbing the German voice).

And the movie isn't even ABOUT the talking penis, even thought it was promoted as such in my country!

And what's with the whole "demistifying The Smurfs" in the opening scene? What king of *** watched The Smurfs as a kid in the first place? And who DIDN'T know that about Smurfette?

If you wanna talk freaky (and GOOD '80s cartoons), talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. A human journalist getting on with FOUR giant mutant turtles is just freaky.

Overall, the worst movie experince I had in my life.

 

[Golgo-13]

Kill Bill 2, Aussie Park Boys, Hulk, Hitchhikers guide and the Crow 2. I can't belive these films actually got financed.

 

[XCharlieX]

None of the mentioned movies are as bad as the crappiest movie I have seen in the course of my natural life:

Which reminds me. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior is one of the worst damn films ive EVER seen. Top that lmao

 

[Mr. Credible]

troll 2.

there will never be a crappier movie made.

 

[thealiasman2000]

Believe me, "Ants in the Pants" makes "Troll 2" and "American Cyborg: Steel Warrior" look like "Star Wars" and "The Godfather"...

 

[iceberg325]

a whole movie apparntly

I only remember kill bill vol 1, and vol 2. Heres the imdb search, 1 and 2 only show up.

http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=kill+bill

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Believe me, "Ants in the Pants" makes "Troll 2" and "American Cyborg: Steel Warrior" look like "Star Wars" and "The Godfather"...

It's still on my must see list.

 

[gvcool2]

I only remember kill bill vol 1, and vol 2. Heres the imdb search, 1 and 2 only show up.

http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=kill+bill

I was joking, i know theres only 2 movies

 

[XCharlieX]

Believe me, "Ants in the Pants" makes "Troll 2" and "American Cyborg: Steel Warrior" look like..."The Godfather"...

Ill take your word for it.

 

[Spelunking Man]

have you seen House Of The Dead? you may change your mind

Including that, there's 3 of his movies in IMDB.com's Bottom 100. Uwe Boll should've quit from the movie industry

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Naming a bad movie isn't exactly a rant.

 

[Mentok]

Aussie Park Boys...I can't belive these films actually got financed.

Oh jesus, I thought I was the only person who had seen this load of crap. Im sorry you had to sit through it too

 

[Mentok]

whoever dont like spiderman or batman can go to hell
the point of the web site is to talk about SUPERHEROS if you dont like it then too damn bad

Blah blah blah... Part of talking about comicbook films is if you liked them or not. Bad opinions are just as valid as good ones.

 

[gvcool2]

Including that, there's 3 of his movies in IMDB.com's Bottom 100. Uwe Boll should've quit from the movie industry

my theory on uwe boll is simple. He's really an average film maker, nothing special but not terrible and I reckon he's a very clever man and feels that considering his filmaking skills are average at best why not make some of the worst movies ever and claim big bucks from being infamous. This theory works when looking at his publicity stunts and comments made. He's trying to rise to Edward Wood infamy and frankly he's on his way,

or he's just a hack director

 

[gvcool2]

Naming a bad movie isn't exactly a rant.

ranting just becomes so obsolete when naming a movie that is unberable, nothing else needs to be said...potential good films however that have been mentioned such as king kong, should be explained as apart from the length I saw nothing worthy of being a 'horrible' movie

 

[Joe Kerr]

THX 1138...
WTF is this movie about???

 

[Assassin]

Garden State

I liked it the 1st time i saw it, then i saw it again and relised this movie was garbage, the part where they all start screaming in th erain is so ****ing ******ed, that whole movie is ****ing ******ed except the guy in the hardware store "that wasnt you?" lol

 

[Incrediblejeff]

Believe me, "Ants in the Pants" makes "Troll 2" and "American Cyborg: Steel Warrior" look like "Star Wars" and "The Godfather"...

Worse than Troll 2 ? is that possible?

 

[xwolverine2]

Kill bill 3- not the whole movie just a few scenes made me say "wtf" (instead of taking a different approach of killing the assasin in the trailer(god i cant think of his name)..beatrix just walks to the front door and gets blasted..wha?..Then the final scene when she meets up with bill...you think its gonna be a slobberknocker drag out fight...but instead all they do is talk...seems like forever,then for the final battle ....the 5 finger death touch?.....just dam

i................have never,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,been so speechless...................in my life......................

1.there is no such thing as killbill3......................DUH!!!

2.that "wha" moment......is called a surprise.

3.wow...... thats just ignorant.
the whole point of it was to explain evrything that has not been said yet...and to find out who REALLY deserved whats coming/and came.

4.(5 point palm exploding heart technique)....did you even ***in WATCH killbill vol1?

if you DID see killbill vol1 and hated it........ your dumb for watching the second part

 

[Joe Kerr]

i................have never,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,been so speechless...................in my life......................

1.there is no such thing as killbill3......................DUH!!!

2.that "wha" moment......is called a surprise.

3.wow...... thats just ignorant.
the whole point of it was to explain evrything that has not been said yet...and to find out who REALLY deserved whats coming/and came.

4.(5 point palm exploding heart technique)....did you even ***in WATCH killbill vol1?

if you DID see killbill vol1 and hated it........ your dumb for watching the second part

wow.. uh yeah...


nuff said...

 

[thealiasman2000]

pwned!