The "I gotta rant about how horrible this movie is" thread

[the_ultimate_evil]

2.that "wha" moment......is called a surprise.

its also extremly smart, no big fight, no trying to outsmart, first chance you get BAM. end of story. that daft think he did was burying her alive, personally i knew was was out to kill me i'd have just reloaded and shot again while she was down

 

[WorthyStevens]

I Will Always Know What You Did Last Summer

Oh. My. God. I just watched this "movie" and now I'm angry.

The atrocious acting I didn't mind too much, because I don't have too high of expectations when it comes to actors in horror films. And the fact that the director tried to make some shots too stylish (i.e.

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Zoe's dream sequence

) didn't affect me harshly. Not to mention, a fisherman didn't really fit where the film took place...

A fisherman as a killer is a great idea. Very original, creepy and the hook and costume look perfect. Ben Willis was a villain with a real motive to go after these kids, other than the usual Jason/Chucky kill-for-fun serial murderers. And that's why I liked him so much in the first two.

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Now he's ruined. To make Ben the undead serial killing fisherman with a great knowledge of texting (and considering he was killed off before cell phones became popular) really pisses me off. Not even including the fact that HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE EVENTS IN THE FLICK. So what now, is he going after every teen that has a secret?

 

[sidewinder]

Lost in Translation. I tried to gouge my eyes out to stop the pain but it didnt work...

 

[The Riddler]

mission to mars.

oh, how bad you were to me.

the music made my ears bleed.

i think in order to enjoy the film, you have to not pay attention to the film.

 

[Untilteld]

The Brother's Grimm, kill me.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

The Brother's Grimm, kill me.

yeah. talk about overacting. Almost unbearable.

Visually it was nice.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Lost in Translation. I tried to gouge my eyes out to stop the pain but it didnt work...

wow... that's one of my favorite movies ever. but, i can see where it wouldn't be everyone's particular brand of vodka.

 

[Dr. MIX]

Alright, I've finally gotten around to seeing Kill Bill and see what the fuss was all about. How on earth did this make it to IMDB's top 250?? Let alone the top 100! Incredibly overrated and stupid.

 

[Union Jack]

the break up - what a crappy depressing film..got forced into watching it by a girl....i will be choosing the films from now on!

the shawshank redemption - i read how amazing this film was and stuff...i personally think that its the most overrated bore ive seen..didnt do anything for me at all...was dull all the way through.

 

[Kaboom]

x3 and SR

eyeroll

 

[gvcool2]

I very much agree with shawshank, there was nothing in it which deserved to elevate it to the great status it is on

 

[JackBauer]

from the Click thread...

I don't understand how people like this.

seriously, all Sandler does in this movie is prove the difference a good director can do. his attempt to direct with some talentless hack here is a joke, while he actually does a good job under PT Anderson in Punch Drunk Love. if he doesn't have a great director with him, Sandler should just stick to moronic characters, which is clearly what he does best.

the whole shift in the direction the movie took didn't work nearly as well as it did in From Dusk Till Dawn. it went from a mostly unfunny comedy to a cheap melodrama in a matter of minutes.

not to mention, no sane and/or heterosexual man would in good conscience skip sex with Kate Beckinsale. I felt no pity for the man after that.

I'd give it a 3 out of 10.

oh, and if you don't like Shawshank Redemption, you are dead inside. it's been proved.