Dear Teacher,
For my paper today, I will describe what I did during my spring break. During my spring break I played a lot of video games. My mother made me help clean around the house also, I didn't like that very much. Afterwards, my father made me help him clean the garage. That was even less fun than helping my mom. I tried to hide out after that by staying in my room and playing World of Warcraft but they kept looking for me. So I ran away to Hollywood and became a male prostitute. I was introduced into a seedy, horrible world where I was abused daily by nasty smelling old men who made me take drugs so that I could pretend like I liked it. Luckily, the aliens came and rescued me. They did some of the same stuff that the nasty smelling old men did but with instruments instead, and the drugs were better.
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