The Jaws Test

[CashforStash]

Ok, guys, i'm a Jaws fanatic and what i'm about to do will be just be simply dumb.

I'm gonna watch Jaws once everyday for 1 year /

I feel kinda glad to this and hopefully i'll be in some kind article, so please, guys, what do you think?

 

[PWN3R]

You're gonna end up with about an extra 15 pounds and an unusual hatred for all things Jaws. That's what I think.

Possibly a broken DVD player too?

 

[black_dust]

I think your going to need a bigger boat

 

[CashforStash]

Nah, i'm a Jaws fanatic for corn sakes i'm upsessed with the Ride and I have a peice of Orca 2 in my bedroom and at the moment i'm making a orca model.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

yea but too much of anything is never good

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Ok, guys, i'm a Jaws fanatic and what i'm about to do will be just be simply dumb.

I'm gonna watch Jaws once everyday for 1 year /

I feel kinda glad to this and hopefully i'll be in some kind article, so please, guys, what do you think?

I suggest getting a job or a life, you're obviously missing one if you're planning on wasting over two hours every day watching the same movie.

 

[CashforStash]

No my plate's full until 9:30 gives me 2 hours to watch it everynight.
I'll also think of creative ideas to go with it too to make it seem interesting everyday.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

You wont last a month

 

[Heretic]

First, you wont last 3 months...doubtfully even that.

Second, do you really have that much free time?? I am busy at least 5 days a week from sun up to sundown (today happens to be a rare do-nothing day). How do you manage to have that much time to do nothing?

 

[CashforStash]

I'm in High School and when i'm done my Home Work i'm good to go, i'm just doing this for the sake of doing it and to be in a Article.

 

[Manic]

You know what I used to love? Dragonball Z. Used to watch it everyday after school. Owned a few home videos, too. Had a t-shirt. I looked up videos online. I had a website dedicated to it. I used to write fan fiction and parodies. Do you know what happened?

I got burned out on it. Now I can't stand it. I wasn't looking forward to the movie before the casting announcements or the footage hit the internet. Looking back, I'm not even sure why I liked that show so much. Whenever I do get around to seeing some of it, I notice every single flaw it has.

Don't do this to yourself and Jaws.

 

[WompuM]

I was going to watch Jaws tonight. Now I won't.

Look what you did.

Isn't there a book about a couple who had sex every day for 100 days. Even they got bored and it became a chore. Why ruin Jaws? Do you hate Alex Kitner that much? I watched Dark Knight every day for a week when it came out. Now I have the bootleg, and I'm kind of tired of it honestly. Why ruin something you love?

 

[Manic]

Isn't there a book about a couple who had sex every day for 100 days. Even they got bored and it became a chore.

I think that was an episode of Golden Girls.

 

[Carcharodon]

 

[Heretic]

I'm in High School and when i'm done my Home Work i'm good to go, i'm just doing this for the sake of doing it and to be in a Article.

In that case its even more pathetic.

 

[Rando]

you are going to quit so quickly.

do you not think when you do these threads?

 

[Drizzle]

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."
-Captain Jack Sparrow

 

[I Am The Knight]

What happened to just jerking off...Jesus, these days people feel like they need to get "creative" with their spare time...

 

[chaseter]

What happened to just jerking off...Jesus, these days people feel like they need to get "creative" with their spare time...

ahahahahahaahahhahahaha. Jerking off >>>>>> Jaws 24/7

 

[JStorm]

You got a long way to go, kid.

Ma Storm saw it opening night, back in '75. Took her best friends the next night, and then her and Pop saw it before it left theaters.

As a child, I remember Jaws being on TBS every weekend. Ma watched it then too. When VHS was common place, she bought and watched Jaws several times then. Then came DVD's - well, you get the picture.

Lastly, when she goes on trips for work - she takes her laptop, internet key, and Jaws. She goes on a lot of trips.


If this was chess, I think Ma Storm just. . umm. . 'checkmated' ya.

 

[Logan's Runt]

You got a long way to go, kid.

Ma Storm saw it opening night, back in '75. Took her best friends the next night, and then her and Pop saw it before it left theaters.

As a child, I remember Jaws being on TBS every weekend. Ma watched it then too. When VHS was common place, she bought and watched Jaws several times then. Then came DVD's - well, you get the picture.

Lastly, when she goes on trips for work - she takes her laptop, internet key, and Jaws. She goes on a lot of trips.


If this was chess, I think Ma Storm just. . umm. . 'checkmated' ya.

Your particular brand of crazy makes a lot more sense now.

 

[JStorm]

Your particular brand of crazy makes a lot more sense now.

Brand X.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Brand Creepy.

 

[Double Down]

If you do this - if - then you will never want to watch it again. No matter how much you think you like it.

 

[DDS]

What happened to just jerking off...Jesus, these days people feel like they need to get "creative" with their spare time...

DVDs do have those little holes in them...

Gawd, I've been hanging out with you people way too much.