The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[WillardNation]

My confessions for the day:

I am really hungover right now.
I spent way too much money partying last night.
I drunk dialed a couple of my previous hook ups last night looking for a booty call and now they're texting me, wanting to hang out.
I also got a text from the girl I was very recently seeing (but ended it) wanting to hang out but I don't want to and don't know how to tell her without it sounding mean.

 

[WillardNation]

I also confess that I have the worst money management skills in the ****ing world. I seriously need someone to tell me what I can and can't do with my money. I haven't paid rent yet but I went out and spent probably like 80 bucks partying last night. Ugh.

 

[ComicChick]

go pay your rent right now!

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I confess i'm 32 and have never been drunk.

No i'm not dull, there is a reason.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I **** my pants the other day. No lie, **** dropped out, into my boxers, **** was all over me.

 

[Marx]

That's just gross.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Tell me about it.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I **** my pants the other day. No lie, **** dropped out, into my boxers, **** was all over me.

Lol, gross but i laughed, how can you have that happen and not share it in its own thread?

You were out, how did you get home covered in ****. Was it something you ate?

So many questions.

 

[ComicChick]

I confess i'm 32 and have never been drunk.

No i'm not dull, there is a reason.

ive never been drunk either. i've drank before but i never let myself go that far

 

[Erzengel]

I **** my pants the other day. No lie, **** dropped out, into my boxers, **** was all over me.

That is something that you should never admit to. I will from this moment on think of you as the poster who s' his pants. Going to refer you as s' brick.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I wonder what the percentage is of adults who have crapped themselves?

It'll certainly be a higher number than those that admit it.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Lol, gross but i laughed, how can you have that happen and not share it in its own thread?

You were out, how did you get home covered in ****. Was it something you ate?

So many questions.

I was filming all day and had no time for food. I had a long walk home and drank a bottle of Powerade to keep my energy up. My stomach started to feel really swore about 15 minutes from my house. I was going to stop at a pizza place to use the bathroom, but thought I could hold it in. My stomach got worse and I was getting other pains too.

After the pizza store, the walk home was pretty deserted, expect a Filipino family were walking behind me.

I felt a turtle head and thought ''Oh my, this is not right''. I walked faster, but the pain got worse...And then...PLOP, a good amount of poop came out. I stopped dead in my tracks, thinking of a plan. ''Do I call home?'', ''Do I keep walking?'', ''What if it slides down my pants?''. I kept thinking of a way out of the awkward situation I was in, but before I knew it, the Filipino family were getting close to me, and I knew they'd smell something was up. I wrapped my top around my waist and walked home.

I got to my door, my Mother answered, but she thought she was funny by opening the door half way and saying ''Who is it?''. I pushed my way in and got to the downstairs bathroom.

Only person I told was my gf, who laughed for hours.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

That is something that you should never admit to. I will from this moment on think of you as the poster who s' his pants. Going to refer you as s' brick.

I had to spice things up in here. Honest thread needs real honesty.

 

[Erzengel]

Whatever you say s' brick.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I love it.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Whatever you say s' brick.

You should of seen my boxers.

Spoiler

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I was filming all day and had no time for food. I had a long walk home and drank a bottle of Powerade to keep my energy up. My stomach started to feel really swore about 15 minutes from my house. I was going to stop at a pizza place to use the bathroom, but thought I could hold it in. My stomach got worse and I was getting other pains too.

After the pizza store, the walk home was pretty deserted, expect a Filipino family were walking behind me.

I felt a turtle head and thought ''Oh my, this is not right''. I walked faster, but the pain got worse...And then...PLOP, a good amount of poop came out. I stopped dead in my tracks, thinking of a plan. ''Do I call home?'', ''Do I keep walking?'', ''What if it slides down my pants?''. I kept thinking of a way out of the awkward situation I was in, but before I knew it, the Filipino family were getting close to me, and I knew they'd smell something was up. I wrapped my top around my waist and walked home.

I got to my door, my Mother answered, but she thought she was funny by opening the door half way and saying ''Who is it?''. I pushed my way in and got to the downstairs bathroom.

Only person I told was my gf, who laughed for hours.

I cringed and laughed in equal amounts. Epic, i admire your honesty.

But i pity the Filipino family.

 

[E-Man]

Lunar Wolf wins this thread. Instead of ****** posts about sadness and whining that aren't really confessions, he actually gave us a ****** post full of humor. Thanks for taking one for the team Mr. Brick.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I went on a fake date with a girl on Friday so her ex would see us together and leave her alone. Now she really wants to go out with me. She's really fobby though so I'm not feeling it.

 

[Sensi]

Just from what I have read of your posts on there, I am 100% certain that if I knew you in real life I want to be a good friend of yours.
and maybe Erz is right, if he is right. But, whatever happens, I'm sure things will get better for you, just try to make sure you don't change for the worse, because you seem like one of the nicest people you could ever expect to meet.

Thank you. You also seem to be a very nice person. I wasn't talking about the internet even though I do think I have met crueler people on the net than in real life.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Thank you. You also seem to be a very nice person. I wasn't talking about the internet even though I do think I have met crueler people on the net than in real life.

Sensi, you seem to be the pinnicle of nice, don't let bad experiences change you if you can help it, fight to keep yourself intact.

edited out a stream of conciousness babble.

 

[Schlosser85]

While I am often lonely, I also sometimes enjoy being alone for a while. Right now I'm by myself at Perkin's on my laptop and just getting out of the house on my own for a couple hours.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I confess that I think I am the most ridiculous person on Earth, I am not trying to say this as some kind of attention seeking thing, or that it is hyperbolic talk, I just think I am.


But, 'am 'appy.

 

[WillardNation]

While I am often lonely, I also sometimes enjoy being alone for a while. Right now I'm by myself at Perkin's on my laptop and just getting out of the house on my own for a couple hours.

As much as I am a people person and love being in large groups of people enjoying myself; I greatly value my alone time.

 

[Darkness Falls]

i confess lately i feel like i'm winning