The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Ponyboy]

I do it all the time, while brushing my teeth with my one hand and loofahing my underside with the other. Multitasking! *wink*

HA! What if you peed on the loofa?

 

[BillPardy]

HA! What if you peed on the loofa?

The first couple of weeks of this complex morning ritual you get every crazy combination of mix ups, loofah my teeth, brush my chode, poop instead of pee.
When its all over you just dry yourself off while making your lunch and finishing up your homework.

 

[BillPardy]

brush my chode, poop instead of pee...

In the voice of the waitress from Tommy Boy... "God you're sick."

t:

Btw, we call chode your "gooch"

In the voice of the waitress from Tommy Boy... "God you're sick."

t:

Btw, we call chode your "gooch"

I was raised calling a "gooch" a "chode", a shopping a cart a "Buggy" and koolaid, "Freashy".
I've dropped "freashy" and "buggy" but I cant shake the memory of me in the bath tub with my father standing over me with a wash cloth saying, "Clean up your chode." While looking away in pure disgust.

hahaha... unbelievable. I never heard either of my parents utter any such thing regarding the taint.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I confess that I have gotten very little sleep the past few days. MY daughter is really sick, and my fiance and I both start the new college semester this week. Combined with work tonight this is gonna be an awful day.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I have 2 jobs & a newborn; sleep is a luxury I am frequently denied.

I have never dated a truly thin woman; nor would I like to.

 

[Erzengel]

In an attempt to safeguard a family member's safety, I tracked their whereabouts by GPS.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^I thought about that after watching Taken

 

[BillPardy]

I have reoccurring dreams where I shamelessly jerk off in public/ in front of family members. Because of this I fear that if the lines between dream and reality ever get blurred in my mind... I may just pull it out and go to town.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

i have reoccurring dreams where i shamelessly jerk off in public/ in front of family members. Because if this i fear that if the lines between dream and reality ever get blurred in my mind... I may just pull it out and go to town.

hahahahahahaha!!!

 

[BillPardy]

Back to the subject of chode or gooch. If you scratch mine its like a trigger for a poop.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I confess that ever since they started showing promos for Power Rangers Samurai, and my daughter has been liking them, I've gotten into the Power Ranger stuff full swing, which is something I haven't done since I was like 10, which was almost 12 years ago. I feel a little weird watching the old ones as an adult, but she loves them and I've been buying some of new stuff as it comes out. It has however prompted me to look up the original japanese Sentai and some of it is really good.

 

[Ponyboy]

Back to the subject of chode or gooch. If you scratch mine its like a trigger for a poop.

Good God man!

 

[Chris Wallace]

Today being right really sucked. I got 2 messages from my dad saying to call him and I had this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that he was gonna tell me my grandfather died.

 

[enterthemadness]

Tomorrow...I have my first day of school this spring...and I'm kinda excited. My GPA is now a 2.0...and this class, Western Civilization 2, should be easy I'm hoping like first class was but I have a different teacher this time...and I hope he gives out open book take home exams...big reason why I got that B, dawg in Western Civilization 1.

 

[Victarion]

I ruthlessly trolled a 25-something year old autistic man-child that lives with his parents. If you see his vids on Youtube referring to Clyde Cash, that would be yours truly. So I guess there's two confessions for you father****ers.

 

[E-Man]

I have reoccurring dreams where I shamelessly jerk off in public/ in front of family members. Because of this I fear that if the lines between dream and reality ever get blurred in my mind... I may just pull it out and go to town.

 

[Scourge2099]

I confess that I have gotten very little sleep the past few days. MY daughter is really sick, and my fiance and I both start the new college semester this week. Combined with work tonight this is gonna be an awful day.

Try being unable to sleep for 24 hours and having to go to school the next day and run a bunch of errands.

 

[Scourge2099]

I confess that I've been thinking about taking up communism because I got f***** over , money wise , for all this hard labor I put in at work. Money I rightfully earned.

 

[bored]

I confess that I laughed my ass off at the references to chodes and gooches and taints above.

 

[ComicChick]

i confess im swimming in debt and can't hardly keep afloat

 

[Scourge2099]

i confess im swimming in debt and can't hardly keep afloat

You gotta get a control on your spending or something. That'll help some.

 

[ComicChick]

You gotta get a control on your spending or something. That'll help some.

it's not that. it's school and medical debts from when i was younger, a car note and the fact that my job has cut everyone's hours almost in half

 

[Alchemyst]

it's not that. it's school and medical debts from when i was younger, a car note and the fact that my job has cut everyone's hours almost in half

I hope everything works it way out for you

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I feel your affliction. Money is **** in this country due to it being in debt. The chances of getting a job is slim, so next year I'm moving to Australia for 6 months, then Canada.

 

[Ponyboy]

I have reoccurring dreams where I shamelessly jerk off in public/ in front of family members. Because of this I fear that if the lines between dream and reality ever get blurred in my mind... I may just pull it out and go to town.

That's it... In my mind you're "The Gooch" so whenever you go on one of these rants I can say "The gooch is loose!"