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Caliber said:This movie looks like Comando 2.
thats a good thingterry78 said:I suspect it will get good reviews which say that it's a throwback to the days of the macho action hero, and it's "so bad it's good" type of things.
The Joker said:John Cena is an awful wrestler. John Cena has no mic skills at all. John Cena doesn't know how to properly salute (what the hell is the 3 fingers pointing up thing he does???) John Cena appears to only have 2 lines of dialoug in the movie from the trailers, and his name in it is John, probably because he's so f**king stupid he couldn't remember another name. Robert Patrick needed some cash. This movie looks f**king awful![]()
That-Guy said:Haha, all I had to see was the poster for this movie and I knew it was going to suck. Then I saw the trailer and I actually got depressed because I saw Kelly Carlson and thought, "aww crap, Kimber must be desperate for work since the producers of Nip/Tuck have reduced her to only being an occasional guest star."
Anyway, I don't watch wrestling, so I had no idea Cena is some sort of wannabe rapper. That makes me laugh because last year he was a guest judge on NASHVILLE STAR of all places. Apparently all the thugs listen to country music while chillin' in da hood. He came off like a total dick on that show, as he also does on those stupid WWE promos that USA plays all the time.
In conclusion, this movie looks about as good as Howie Long's 90's action bomb, Firestorm, only ths movie is probably worse because since it's called "The Marine," it will probably include a lot of subtle pro-war propaganda. Plus, in the trailer I saw, they kept making f**king Terminator references. "Who is this guy? The TERMINATOR?" "He's WORSE than the TERMINATOR!" Alright! Robert Patrick was in Terminator 2! We f**king get it, already! Or maybe they're attempting to homage the Terminator films because they actually think those movies were classics. Now granted, compared to most action movies, I'll admit, they're pretty good. But when you really start to pick them apart, you have to admit, they don't make a lot of sense. I mean, apparently, in the future, Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent. "Hmm, we have to send a covert agent into Los Angeles California to kill someone. Let's make him a HUGE, MUSCLEBOUND guy with a thick AUSTRIAN accent. Yeah, that won't attract ANY attention! They'll never see him coming!"
terry78 said:I'm seeing this. I honestly want to. Sometimes a man just needs to go see a movie that's simply action packed "you took something from me, I'm gettin' my revenge" type ****. Screw depth and dialogue, on occasion I need my most primitive urges taken care of.
terry78 said:This movie was hilarious. i don't mean unintentionally funny, I mean basically an action comedy. They fully knew how goofy the concept was, and made it tongue in cheek. One of the bad guys has a fear of rock candy due to his camp counselor offering him rock candy as a child and sodomizing him afterwards. It's funnier on the screen.![]()
GhostPoet said:Let's see. Big, bulky guy with lots of gun and beating people in the faces a lot, jumping from explosions (or to explosions) and bad guys that piss him off.
Sounds like a regular old classic action flick......
Yup, i'll be seeing it.
That-Guy said:I suppose. But I just think it would have made his mission a lot easier if he didn't stand out as much.