The Merc with the Lounge - - - - - Part 167

[Reek]

Come on man... I already wasted $13 dollars seeing Doomsday born once.

 

[Reek]

why the **** does Google keep alerting my phone about the primaries? I do not give 2 ****s what Ted Cruz won.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

He won the Razzie?

 

[Reek]

I won a razzie...

we need a hype razzie awards. The Reekies.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

With the image of Spurgeon on it.

 

[Reek]

 

[Guts]

Dolph Lundgren Punisher is sleepy.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[Guts]

He just wants a nap.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"Who sent you?"
"Sylvester Stallone."

 

[Reek]

"Who ruined your career?"
"Brigitte Nielsen."

 

[Victarion]

I won a razzie...

we need a hype razzie awards. The Reekies.

Godddam whatever the uck you called our avaara

FCKING SVENS ELEVENS ANDWHATEVER my livers pissed and my head aint naoy better reek GOTTAM REGGEN.ANDER

at least id didnt' vomit if n every parking lot we stppped int

 

[Reek]

This just got interesting.

 

[Victarion]

Troll toll troll toll

fucl i didn't vomit in every ****ign parkinglot lwe stooped it

 

[Reek]

Victarion... why don't you host the REEKIES AWARDS right now?

 

[Victarion]

 

[Reek]

Do it... Drink ... and host... show some stones you cut freak!

 

[Victarion]

If you yhave sands and snakes you lose hows zothat

 

[Reek]

 

[Victarion]

Godbelsss stannis and melosandrea and davos


I DIDNT SPIL BY DRINK AND GIVE THE OLD CREEPY A DRYRYRV

 

[Reek]

Son, I think you have lost your marbles.

And they say I'm the mad one.

 

[Victarion]

Spurgeon is minemnow

 

[Reek]

Tell me about Spurgeon.

 

[Victarion]

SOURGEIB US a furbakl. some one that w aslike Vic I need a man lol awas alll over my tonight gone sayiin? hahaha lol

Do not play thegame where someone rolls a 7, 11, or doubles and icjks omeone ti drink a party cup of beer. They start rolling right there - tey roll any of thsoe before you done, you have to finish the cup and drunk another whole cup. And its repeated until you beat them dirnking or they roll something other than a7, 11, or doubles.

FUN MOTHER****ERS

 

[Reek]