Wow... I think someone took these movies too seriously...
The main villain in Meteor Man was "Goldielocks." While there were some sincere dramatic moments, I think it's pretty clear that MM was played for laughs, I'm not sure how you could have missed that. And if anyone took Blankman seriously, then you are in desperate need of some Comedy Central.
Meteor Man, was, imho, a better movie becasue it did have a strong heart to it... Robert Townsend and his sincere struggle was pretty good, and the story was just plain fun. Then they threw in all this crazy stuff... Kris Kross... Goldie Locks and his mini-goldies... I think Bill Cosby was in it... (or was that Robert Guillome?) anyway, it was good times that didn't take itself too seriously, and I think any one-shot comics franchise should be played that way...