The Most Difficult Choice A Parent Has To Make...

[Kevin]

*sigh* Disappointed. My point, a hole is a hole.

 

[Tangled Web]

*sigh* Disappointed. My point, a hole is a hole.

No, it's not that. It's just that I've been looking around and there are some very cute shemales and I wouldn't want to pass up the oppurtunity.

 

[Kevin]

eww.

 

[Kritish]

No, it's not that. It's just that I've been looking around and there are some very cute shemales and I wouldn't want to pass up the oppurtunity.

Answering a hypothetical question is one thing. But why were you going on the net looking for she male pics?

 

[Kevin]

Rofl

 

[Tangled Web]

Answering a hypothetical question is one thing. But why were you going on the net looking for she male pics?

I wasn't looking for them. I was actually looking for porn with uncircumsized penises (penii?) because my friend and I were having a dispute over whether there are many uncircumsized penises in the industry.

 

[Kritish]

I wasn't looking for them. I was actually looking for porn with uncircumsized penises (penii?) because my friend and I were having a dispute over whether there are many uncircumsized penises in the industry.

 

[PhotoJones]

Tangled Web and I were talking about this at school:

Let's say you are captured by a mad German, or Russian, scientist in a room that looks like the 1960's version of the future. And on each side of the room there is a door but the door is not connected to the wall. Behind each door is a bed. On one bed there is a man; on the other bed there is a woman. Now the scientist tells you "that man has a vagina". Then he says "that woman has a penis". And then the scientist says "you must have sex with one of them or else you will experience the worst torture imaginable".

Which one do you guys choose?
the man with the vagina or the woman with the penis?...

what the **** does this have to do with parents??


oh...and that's the dumbest question i've EVER heard.

 

[Kritish]

I think the people that avoid answering the question are in the closet.

 

[Crooklyn]

I think the people that avoid answering the question are in the closet.

Yeah that makes sense.

 

[PhotoJones]

I think the people that avoid answering the question are in the closet.

see, i was thinking the opposite. i was thinking this was a hypothetical question created by homophobes, for homophobes.

 

[Kritish]

see, i was thinking the opposite. i was thinking this was a hypothetical question created by homophobes, for homophobes.

Yeah, I'm so homophobic, I'm a typical Fred Phelps. I'm so homophobic that I'm okay with gay marriage.

 

[Kevin]

I wasn't looking for them. I was actually looking for porn with uncircumsized penises (penii?) because my friend and I were having a dispute over whether there are many uncircumsized penises in the industry.

Dude... just please stop.

 

[Malus]

Maybe I should read back a few pages to see if the actual topic is being discussed...?




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"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted." -Garrison Keillor

 

[CConn]

It's probably better if you didn't.

 

[Malus]

Okay. I give up.
What does the question posed have to do with a parent making a choice?

 

[Malus]

It's probably better if you didn't.

Too late. But thanks for the warning.

 

[CConn]

I think they were trying to be witty.

 

[Kritish]

The title has nothing to do with the true topic, just answer the topic.

 

[CConn]

Just say chick with dick.

We all know it's manly answer.

 

[Kritish]

Just say chick with dick.

We all know it's manly answer.

Actually only two people wanted the dude, they're both gay.

 

[CConn]

Tangled Web is gay?

 

[Kritish]

Tangled Web is gay?

Probably.

 

[GunBlade]

Like no one has ever searched online for shemales...

 

[Kritish]

Like no one has ever searched online for shemales...

I'm a boy scout comparaed to you freaks...