The Most Difficult Choice A Parent Has To Make...

[Speedball]

^ Yes!

 

[Kritish]

Do you want a visual aid?

No!!

 

[Canadian Rider]

There are beautiful ways to make love with a woman that do not involve her Vagina ... and maybe just a little torture on the side ?

 

[Kyalesyin]

Chick with penis.

'Cause hay, I'd be giving the sex.

And I hear anal is awesome.

Chick with penis is perfect for me. Like my wife, except its not made of rubber.

EDIT: Oh man, its 3:30 AM and it shows.

 

[Master Chief]

Chick with penis is perfect for me. Like my wife, except its not made of rubber.

EDIT: Oh man, its 3:30 AM and it shows.

Hahahah. Hahah. Hah.

This would be kind of awkward if this were anything other than virtual interaction.

 

[Matt Murdock]

This thread doesn't make sense. If a male has a vagina, then by definition it IS a female. If a female has a penis, its a male. the only difference in this case is that the male has mammary glands while the female doesn't.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Hahahah. Hahah. Hah.

This would be kind of awkward if this were anything other than virtual interaction.

Kidding? Someone in sociology once said to me:

"I outdo you every time because I have a penis."

My response was:

"So do I. Its purple and glittery."

 

[Kritish]

How ugly is this "chick"? Like huge Adam's apple and big hands or Angilina Jolie?

 

[Speedball]

^Does it matter?

 

[Kritish]

Kidding? Someone in sociology once said to me:

"I outdo you every time because I have a penis."

My response was:

"So do I. Its purple and glittery."

It's Captain TMI!

 

[Tangled Web]

How ugly is this "chick"? Like huge Adam's apple and big hands or Angilina Jolie?

She's pretty attractive and so is he.

 

[Master Chief]

Kidding? Someone in sociology once said to me:

"I outdo you every time because I have a penis."

My response was:

"So do I. Its purple and glittery."

Sort of. Anyhoo, I'd have said like, "Yeah. Well. I can pee standing up."

 

[Kritish]

^Does it matter?

You find no difference between George Lucas with breasts or somebody that looks better?

 

[Majik1387]

How about both

Dammit, you beat me to it.

 

[Kritish]

She's pretty attractive and so is he.

Then I'll take the chick, if "she" looked too ugly I'd have to go with the torture.

 

[Speedball]

You find no difference between George Lucas with breasts or somebody that looks better?

LOL!
Now I see your point.

 

[Kevin]

Man with a Gina. Mangina.t:

 

[Kritish]

LOL!
Now I see your point.

Here's a whole other topic, would you rather nail the worlds ugliest woman or a nice looking "chick"?

 

[Swiftman]

Here's a whole other topic, would you rather nail the worlds ugliest woman or a nice looking "chick"?

first of all, the nice looking chick.
don't change the topic of this ****ing thread!

 

[Master Chief]

...Why do you two have like, the worst conversations ever Swiftman?

 

[Addendum]

the man with the vagina

or the woman with the penis?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Woman with penis. As long as she had nice ****.

Funny, you can probably answer this question easier than the rest of us

 

[Tangled Web]

It would be more like this:

 

[Kritish]

It would be more like this:

Edit: I didn't know that was Jolie for a second...

 

[Swiftman]

jude law with a vagina?
angelina jolie with a penis?