spider-neil
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'SWEAR to ME!!!!!'
"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."
What's this from?SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
never heard of these
What's this from?
Netflix some Marx Bros movies!
They have quotes that can take up a whole thread:
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
"Just remember, I saw her first. Actually, her mother saw her first, but there's no need to bring the Civil War into this."
"If this is a singing lesson, then I'm a ringtailed monkey!
This is a singing lesson, and leave your family out of it."
(to the audience) "You know, I have to be here, but there's no reason you folks can't wait in the lobby until this whole thing blows over."
"You expect me, the president of Huxley college, to go to a speakeasy without knowing the address?"
"Swordfish!"
"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in here thinking what a sucker you are."
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."
"Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Why, he's dead.
I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
I was with him to the very end.
No wonder he passed away.
I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."
"You've got the brain of a 4-year-old child, and I bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"What are you doing here?
I'm the plumber. I'm hanging around in case something goes wrong with her pipes.
(to audience) That's the first time I've used that joke in 20 years."
"Why don't you go home to your wife. Tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she'll never know the difference."
"What do you think of the traffic problem? What do you think of the marriage problem? What do you think when you go to bed at night, you beast?"
I knew way too many of those off the top of my head.![]()
From A Hard Day's Night:
"How did you find America?
Turned left at Greenland."
When the woman thinks she recognizes John backstage:
"Oh, wait a minute, don't tell me who you are."
"No, I'm not!"
"Oh, you are!"
"I'm not."
"You are! I know you are!"
"I'm not, no"
"You look just like him."
"Do I? You're the first one that's said that, ever."
"Yes you do, look.
"No, my eyes are lighter, the nose..."
"Oh, your nose is very..."
"Is it?"
"I would say so."
"Oh, you know him better though."
"I do not, he's only a casual acquaintance."
"That's what you say."
"What have you heard?"
"It's all over the place."
"Is it really?"
"I wouldn't have it. I stood up for you."
"I knew I could count on you."
"Thanks."
(she puts on her glasses and checks him out again)
"You don't look like him at all."
(John walks away)
"She looks more like him than I do..."
Old guy on the train: "I fought the war for your sort!"
Ringo: "I bet you're sorry you won!"