"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
no movie titles, please. if the line is truly iconic we wont need telling which movie the line is from![]()
"There is no spoon"
"Protection from what, Ze Germans?"
"It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"
"De ye like dags?"
Totally agree!“You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
The Princess Bride is one of the most quotable movies in the last 30 years.
i just watched it again the other day, and Casablanca definitely has like half of the most iconic lines
"Suddenly I wish to leave your island" or "Man, you come right out of a comicbook"
Nice to see someone get the quote right. (though it could be "I dunno") Most seem to say "How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know"."One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
no movie titles, please. if the line is truly iconic we wont need telling which movie the line is from![]()
"Round up the usual suspects."
"We'll always have Paris"
"Play it once, Sam, for old times"
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
That's because I am so romantic![]()
Netflix some Marx Bros movies!
They have quotes that can take up a whole thread:
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
"Just remember, I saw her first. Actually, her mother saw her first, but there's no need to bring the Civil War into this."
"If this is a singing lesson, then I'm a ringtailed monkey!
This is a singing lesson, and leave your family out of it."
(to the audience) "You know, I have to be here, but there's no reason you folks can't wait in the lobby until this whole thing blows over."
"You expect me, the president of Huxley college, to go to a speakeasy without knowing the address?"
"Swordfish!"
"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in here thinking what a sucker you are."
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."
"Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Why, he's dead.
I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
I was with him to the very end.
No wonder he passed away.
I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."
"You've got the brain of a 4-year-old child, and I bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"What are you doing here?
I'm the plumber. I'm hanging around in case something goes wrong with her pipes.
(to audience) That's the first time I've used that joke in 20 years."
"Why don't you go home to your wife. Tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she'll never know the difference."
"What do you think of the traffic problem? What do you think of the marriage problem? What do you think when you go to bed at night, you beast?"
I knew way too many of those off the top of my head.![]()
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."