the most iconic lines of all time

[spider-neil]

'Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off Cameron.'



'Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work. '



'I do have a test today, that wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on going to Europe. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.'

 

[Thundarr]

"Watch it man, there's a beverage here!"

"That's just, like, your opinion man."

 

[AnneFan]

"Watch it man, there's a beverage here!"

"That's just, like, your opinion man."

That movie is endlessly quotable.

 

[Bruce Banner]

"Take my hand, boss."

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. If you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!"

"Yeah? Well **** you too!"

"Do you read Sutter Kane?"

"I just felt like running."

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

"The worlds smartest man poses no more threat to me than its smartest termite"

"You're Soul is Mine"

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

A lot of iconic lines posted here are pretty obscure but that's just, like, my opinion man.

 

[Thundarr]

That movie is endlessly quotable.

Funny thing is, I've never actually seen the movie.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Funny thing is, I've never actually seen the movie.

That is one of the trademark of an iconic line, when you didn't saw the movie but you know the quotes.

 

[Thundarr]

"So tell me again about the hash bars."
"What do you wanna know?"
"Hash is legal there, right?"
"Yeah it's legal but it's not 100% legal. I mean you can't just sit in a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing away. They want you to smoke it in your home or in certain designated places."
"And those are hash bars."
"Okay it breaks down like this. It's legal to buy it. It's legal to own it. And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal for you to carry it, but that doesn't matter. Check this out. If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. That's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have."
"Oh man, I'm goin'. That's all there is to it, I'm f**kin goin'."
"I know man, you'd dig it the most. But you wanna know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. I mean they got the same s**t there that we got here, except there it's a little different."
"Example."
"Well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris? You can buy a beer at McDonald's. And do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"No, they have the metric system, they don't know what the f**k a quarter pounder is."
"So what do they call it?"
"They call it a Royal with Cheese."
"A Royal with Cheese."
"That's right."
"What do they call a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac's still a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King. You wanna know what they put on their French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonaise. I seen them do it, man, they f**kin' drown them in that s**t."

 

[Thundarr]

"Bond. James Bond."

"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred."

 

[Donnie Darko]

Wolfman's got nards.

 

[Donnie Darko]

"A dream is a wish your heart makes."

Do song lyrics count?

 

[Thundarr]

"I don't want to scare anyone, but I'm gonna give it to you straight about Jason. His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned. If you listen to the old timers in town, they'll tell you he's still out there. Some kind of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness. Full grown by now. Stalking. Stealing what he needs. Living off of wild animals and vegetation. Some folks even claim that they've seen him, right in this area. The girl who survived that night at Camp Blood, that Friday the 13th, she claims she saw him. She disappeared two months later. Vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it Jason saw his mother beheaded that night, and he took his revenge. A revenge he will continue to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. By now I guess you all know, we're the first to return here. Five years, five long years, he's been dormant. And he's hungry. Jason's out there. Watching. Always on the prowl for intruders. Ready to kill. Ready to devour. Thirsty for young blood."

 

[NotSoLongAgo]

"So tell me again about the hash bars."
"What do you wanna know?"
"Hash is legal there, right?"
"Yeah it's legal but it's not 100% legal. I mean you can't just sit in a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing away. They want you to smoke it in your home or in certain designated places."
"And those are hash bars."
"Okay it breaks down like this. It's legal to buy it. It's legal to own it. And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal for you to carry it, but that doesn't matter. Check this out. If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. That's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have."
"Oh man, I'm goin'. That's all there is to it, I'm f**kin goin'."
"I know man, you'd dig it the most. But you wanna know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. I mean they got the same s**t there that we got here, except there it's a little different."
"Example."
"Well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris? You can buy a beer at McDonald's. And do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"No, they have the metric system, they don't know what the f**k a quarter pounder is."
"So what do they call it?"
"They call it a Royal with Cheese."
"A Royal with Cheese."
"That's right."
"What do they call a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac's still a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King. You wanna know what they put on their French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonaise. I seen them do it, man, they f**kin' drown them in that s**t."

Favorite line from that movie:
"Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother***er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact what the **** am I doing in the back!? You're the mother****er that should be on brain detail!"

Man, no one has the finesse with words that Sam the man Jackson has.

 

[Thundarr]

"Boards don't hit back."

 

[Thundarr]

"That's some bad hat, Harry."

"Fare well and adieu, to you fair Spanish ladies,
Fare well and adieu, you ladies of Spain,
For we've received orders to sail back to Boston,
And so never more will we see you again."

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[spider-neil]

'Come on. I want you do it. I want you do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!'

 

[Thundarr]

"Crom. I've never prayed to you before. I have no time for it. No one, not even you will recall if we are good men or bad. All that matters is that two stood against many. Valor pleases you Crom. So grant me one request. Grant me revenge. And if you do not listen, then the Hell with you!"

 

[spider-neil]

'This little girl survived for 6 weeks with no supplies'

'Why do you put her in charge'


Ha ha I love that line.

 

[Thundarr]

'This little girl survived for 6 weeks with no supplies weapons and no training.'

'Why do don't you put her in charge?'


Ha ha I love that line.

Been years since I've seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure this is the correct quote.

 

[spider-neil]

Been years since I've seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure this is the correct quote.

You are more correct than me, for sure.

 

[Broseph44]

We all go a little mad sometimes

 

[Marvolo]

 

[DDS]

In memory of Rowdy Roddy Piper...

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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RIP

OUT!

 

[Thundarr]

In memory of Rowdy Roddy Piper...

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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RIP

On a similar note . . .

"You have a choice. You can either put on those glasses, or start eating that trash can."