the most iconic lines of all time

[spider-neil]

In a galaxy far, far away...

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

"I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorised cart. I never even saw it coming"

 

[Thundarr]

"Are all men from the future such arrogant braggarts?"
"Nope! Just me, baby. Just me."

 

[Mightmitenot]

This time I'm wearing my old clothes.

 

[jaymes_e06]

You have layers... like an onion?

Ok 'Union Boy...'

 

[Lencho01]

"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

 

[Blind_Lawyer]

"Leave the gun; take the cannoli."

 

[Mightmitenot]

My dear friend, there's a little bit of -------- in every man, and since I am --- ----, there must be more of it in me!

 

[Nemeres]

"Shut it, Love Actually!"

Maybe not all-time, but good enough for me.

 

[Blind_Lawyer]

"$10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

"I'm Cashing You Out, Bob"

"Dead or Alive You're Coming With Me"

 

[Mightmitenot]

Now we will take their spirits! Send the entire battalion over that hill and crush them! It ends today!

 

[Mightmitenot]

You're right. My sons were better men.

Do you think he made it?
Frank Corvin: Yeah, I think he made it.

 

[Octoberist]

"I hate sand." -- Awful Anakin

 

[Thundarr]

"Warriors! Come out and play-ay! Warriors! Come out to play-ay! Warriors! Come out and playeeeee!"

 

[Mightmitenot]

We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass.

somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't.
The *hell* I won't!

Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?

 

[C. Lee]

That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

 

[Mightmitenot]

Don't spill none of that liquor, son. It eats right into the bar.

 

[Thundarr]

"Hello? Is this Chevy Nova? Is this the CAR I've called to talk to? Johnny Crunch here from KDRT! Kay-Dirt? You schmuck? You know, I'm the guy who had sex with your prom date, the very night before the prom! I have a case for you. Now, I don't want you to come here and say, 'Is it a leather case or is it a vinyl case?' No! It's a case to solve! Why don't you meet me here at the station tonight at about seven? Yeah make it seven!"

"Johnny Titlebaum calling himself Johnny Crunch. Knock me out! You know we grew up in Brooklyn together. We moved out here to become rock stars. He's lying about the prom date thing of course. At least I hope not, I took his sister."

 

[spider-neil]

I see dead people.


It's simple, we kill the Batman.

 

[spider-neil]

Schwing!