The Most Poorly Titled Movies of All Time

[cryptic name]

Barn of the Blood Llama

Beast from Haunted Cave

The Buddhist Fist

Class of Nuke 'Em High II: Subhumanoid Meltdown

The Crippled Masters

The Curse of Count Chocula

The Forbidden Dance is Lambada

High School Ghosthustlers

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

House II: The Second Story :facepalm:

I think you're confused. This is among the best movie titles

 

[Darkness Falls]

"Fighting" hmm i wonder what it's about *facepalms*

 

[That-Guy]

Never heard of this movie before, but it might just take the cake.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Really dumb title

 

[Octoberist]

but it is what it is...Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.. and besides it's based on a children's book anyway.

 

[Deaths Head II]

I love the title "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs." I haven't seen the movie but it fit the book perfectly.

 

[Matt.S99]

Midnight Meat Train


'Nuff said

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

^The movie wasn't anything to write home about either.

 

[That-Guy]

I actually think "Rachel Getting Married" is a pretty bland, lazyass title. That would have been like Die Hard being called "Building Being Taken Over" or The Dark Knight being named "The Clown's Killing People."

 

[Sawyer]

I'm not crazy about putting a number after a title to show that its a sequel. It just comes off as lazy to me... Iron Man 2, for example. The Spider-Man sequels as well.

 

[[A]]

..what about roman numerals?

 

[Sawyer]

..what about roman numerals?

Eh... slightly less lazy. But still not good enough. IMO, all sequels should either have their own titles or a subtitle.

 

[[A]]

So you don't mind colon (is it a colon, by the way?)

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I think that subtitles suck 9 times out of 10 so I have no problem with putting 2 at the end of a movie.

When I walk into theaters no matter what the sequel is named I'll almost always say, "one ticket to something 2." and sometimes I wont even put two at the end.

 

[Deaths Head II]

I only care about subtitles and numbering when they decide to change the style in the middle of a series for no reason. Stick with numbers or stick with subtitles or stick with whatever you started with.

If we get a Spider-Man: The Attack of the Lizard or a Pirates of the Caribbean 4, it would really irk me.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

^Agreed.

 

[Sawyer]

I think that subtitles suck 9 times out of 10 so I have no problem with putting 2 at the end of a movie.

When I walk into theaters no matter what the sequel is named I'll almost always say, "one ticket to something 2." and sometimes I wont even put two at the end.

Hmm... why am I not surprised.

 

[[A]]

When I walk into theaters no matter what the sequel is named I'll almost always say, "one ticket to something 2." and sometimes I wont even put two at the end.

Heh, and it's even a lot more different in non-english speaking countries.. you think I asked "one for The Dark Knight?" when I went to see it? Nah, I said "one for Batman" and that's it

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Thankskilling.

 

[Kent]

^ That reminds me. I loved "Moon", but I don't particularly like the title.

 

[[A]]

The working titlle "It's made of cheese!" wasn't much better

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Eh, I like it. Fits with the movie perfectly.

 

[Sawyer]

Young Guns sounds like a gay porn title.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Hmm... why am I not surprised.

What the f**k is that supposed to mean?

 

[Manic]

Young Guns sounds like a gay porn title.

In what way does that sound like a gay porn title? When I think of that title, I think someone is gonna get shot. With bullets, not ejaculate.