The Most Poorly Titled Movies of All Time

[That-Guy]

Yeah, that one is way too long. They combined two titles of the book series, since it was based on a few of the novels, but I still think it was too much.

 

[MrMaooz]

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Transformers: Dark of The Moon.

 

[gwynplaine]

Blue is the Warmest Color.

 

[Warhammer]

Every single page in this thread should have had Die Hard 2: Die Harder listed at least 3 times.

 

[Quasimod0]

Transformers: Dark of The Moon.

Yeah, that sucks.

 

[redhawk23]

2 Guns.

The Nut Job.

Both looked like some kind of place holder film that would be in the background of a sitcom.

 

[SpideyFan866]

Dumb and Dumberer. :facepalm

I can only imagine what they would have called a third installment in that series.

Dumber and Dumberer?

Dumb and Dumbererer?

Dumb and Dumberest?

Or we can take a page out of The Fast and the Furious's book and just go with the ominous titles

- "Dumb and Dumb"

or

- "The Dumb and Dumbest"

Dumb and Dumber To.

 

[747]

Blue is the Warmest Color.

That title is great. I'm confused.

 

[Hyde]

Pacific Rim

 

[Ipodman]

The second AVP movie, I don't know what it's called

 

[Donnie Darko]

I know I am in the minority, but I still hate the title The Dark Knight Rises.

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

The second AVP movie, I don't know what it's called

Requiem

 

[TheNextNolan22]

The Nut Job.

 

[gwynplaine]

That title is great. I'm confused.

I was a bit confused too because blue is supposed to be a cold color, but maybe it has something to do with the film that I haven't seen (I think one of the girls has blue hair maybe?) Anyway, I'm not a big fan of poetic title in general but to each their own and it's cool that you like it

 

[Rocketman]

This character-name-title that's currently sweeping the nation:

Alex Cross
Jack Ryan
Jack Reacher
John Carter
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Dumb and Dumber To.

It fits within the context of the movie(even though it hasn't been released yet) so it gets a pass from me.

 

[Raiden]

Gamer

 

[TheNextNolan22]

The Constant Gardener.

 

[747]

I was a bit confused too because blue is supposed to be a cold color, but maybe it has something to do with the film that I haven't seen (I think one of the girls has blue hair maybe?) Anyway, I'm not a big fan of poetic title in general but to each their own and it's cool that you like it

Well, at least you get that it's supposed to be more of a poetic title.
For the girl in the movie, blue represents warmth. It's about perspective and seeing beyond one single truth.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Octopussy
Riding In Cars With Boys
We Bought A Zoo
Die Hard 2: Die Harder

 

[Drizzle]

Every single page in this thread should have had Die Hard 2: Die Harder listed at least 3 times.

I agree, it's a horrible title. But then again, does anyone actually call it "Die Harder"? Everyone just calls it "Die Hard 2".

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I...sometimes call it that.

 

[redhawk23]

I know I am in the minority, but I still hate the title The Dark Knight Rises.

Seconded.

 

[Octoberist]

The Constant Gardener.

Well maybe he's committed to his landscape? hehe