The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

[-Arya-]

Birdbox is more entertaining when you imagine it’s the Predator as the invisible creature or whatever. Still very bad movie though.

 

[Drizzle]

Bird Box, I still haven't seen. What I get from it, is it's mediocre. Nothing worse then bland mediocre. Movies like WotW? Ra's explained it best:

Yeah, Bird Box isn't completely terrible but it was the first direct to streaming movie that I remember being actively talked about online for a week or two after it dropped and then it was on to the next fad.

I actually think War of the Worlds was designed for that because when I scrolled to the Prime Video app on my PS5, there was Ice Cube with his vacant expression staring right at me. Amazon had no desire to bury this thing. Any press is good press.

 

[Kane52630]

I'm gonna need James Gunn to make this show.

 

[Drizzle]

I'm gonna need James Gunn to make this show.

Hear me out: Tim Robinson and Conner O'Malley as Hawk and Dove in the DCU.

 

[Babillygunn]

IIRC this was the Blu-ray cover which they definitely tweaked to make it look more like an MCU movie.

Hot take: Kate Mara had the potential to have been an amazing Sue Storm.

 

[kguillou]

I watched War of The Worlds.

I dont ever need to watch any other movie ever again after this. I’m good.

 

[Flint Marko]

Taking a mild risk and seeing FF tomorrow afternoon by myself. I don’t foresee work bothering me (will have my laptop anyways) and this eliminates the need to get a baby sitter. Wish me luck

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Ummm... @Kane52630 @Drizzle

After many interruptions on this busy day, I finally just finished War of the Worlds.

What in the MAGA coded, Patriot Act justifying, bad CGI having, Tesla advertising hell did I just watch?!



Next time I watch it, I'll do a drinking game and take a shot of something strong every time Ice Cube says "I GOTCHU!"

 

[Kane52630]

Ummm... @Kane52630 @Drizzle

After many interruptions on this busy day, I finally just finished War of the Worlds.

What in the MAGA coded, Patriot Act justifying, bad CGI having, Tesla advertising hell did I just watch?!

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Next time I watch it, I'll do a drinking game and take a shot of something strong every time Ice Cube says "I GOTCHU!"

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Eva Longoria still got it though.

 

[Kane52630]

The part that still gets me is when they bribed a homeless man with an Amazon gift card so he could flip the drone.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Those incessant Microsoft Teams calls just screwed with my anxiety.

 

[kguillou]

The part that still gets me is when they bribed a homeless man with an Amazon gift card so he could flip the drone.

Kane, no joke, i walked out of my own living room at that point. I needed a minute.

 

[Ninjablade]

Kane, no joke, i walked out of my own living room at that point. I needed a minute.

Weakling! That was top tier drama!

 

[kguillou]

With the way this movie's being memed on social media i'm thinking it might actually have done better than Superman and F4 at the box office.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

Ice Cube's character lectures his son about playing video games and not having a job, but he doesn't even do anything except spy on his own family and lecture them about their life choices. In the real world he would've been fired by the government for being bad at his job.

 

[Kane52630]

Bro would have been fired just by using a highly sensitive government computer for personal use.

 

[Ninjablade]

I liked that the son "died" like 3 times and it just cuts to Ice Cube like:

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Bro would have been fired just by using a highly sensitive government computer for personal use.

Not from what I've learned about the government over the last decade.

 

[Kane52630]

Not from what I've learned about the government over the last decade.

 

[Drizzle]

The part that still gets me is when they bribed a homeless man with an Amazon gift card so he could flip the drone.

Wait, that guy was homeless? I thought he was just some random dude taking cover. That makes the Amazon bribe even more heinous

 

[Babillygunn]

Ice Cube's character lectures his son about playing video games and not having a job, but he doesn't even do anything except spy on his own family and lecture them about their life choices. In the real world he would've been fired by the government for being bad at his job.

And here I thought that being bad at your job was a prerequisite for government employment.

 

[Lily Adler]

Again... Someone got high watching Unfriended when they thought this movie up.

 

[Ninjablade]

Wait, that guy was homeless? I thought he was just some random dude taking cover. That makes the Amazon bribe even more heinous

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a tent that he lived in in the background

 

[Lily Adler]

Now that Gina Carano settled with Disney that means it's okay to cast her in things again.