The Never Ending story

[Red]

Rules
1. Main character can't die.
2. Story can't die (*someone accidently kills the story*) <-- example
3. Must be five words no more no less

A long time ago there...

 

[Carter]

was a badmother****er named Carter

 

[twylight]

Who picked flowers in a field.

 

[Red]

Then all of a sudden

 

[twylight]

A Giant Eagle swooped down...

 

[lazur]

and accidentally took a dump

 

[twylight]

truck, right out of the

 

[Mister Sinister]

...on Carter's brand new car...

 

[lazur]

truck, right out of the

sandbox doubling as Carter's litterbox.

 

[Red]

Then Carters cat named prinkles...

 

[lazur]

flew into a jealous rage ...

 

[twylight]

and scratched his eyes out.

 

[Red]

With a spoon and a...

 

[Red]

bucket of rice that was...

 

[twylight]

cooked to perfection by Chinese...

 

[Alpha and Omega]

ninjas who were posing as. . .

 

[Red]

Weapons of mass distruction

 

[twylight]

Or distraction, whatever the author...

 

[Alpha and Omega]

who imagined the entire evening. . .

 

[Corinthian™]

Carter and the story died

the end

 

[Red]

Carter then came back from the dead

 

[Alpha and Omega]

to restore honor to his. . .

 

[Red]

Puppy who had die from

 

[twylight]

Gross negligence by the kennel

 

[Alpha and Omega]

of Doc Kevorkian's cynical, younger. . .