The Never Ending story

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  1. Red King Littlefinger

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    Rules
    1. Main character can't die.
    2. Story can't die (*someone accidently kills the story*) <-- example
    3. Must be five words no more no less

    A long time ago there...
     
  2. Carter Registered

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    was a badmother****er named Carter
     
  3. twylight One And Only

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    Who picked flowers in a field.
     
  4. Red King Littlefinger

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    Then all of a sudden
     
  5. twylight One And Only

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    A Giant Eagle swooped down...
     
  6. lazur Registered

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    and accidentally took a dump
     
  7. twylight One And Only

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    truck, right out of the
     
  8. Mister Sinister Picture of Paul McCartney

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    ...on Carter's brand new car...
     
  9. lazur Registered

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    sandbox doubling as Carter's litterbox.
     
  10. Red King Littlefinger

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    Then Carters cat named prinkles...
     
  11. lazur Registered

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    flew into a jealous rage ...
     
  12. twylight One And Only

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    and scratched his eyes out.
     
  13. Red King Littlefinger

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    With a spoon and a...
     
  14. Red King Littlefinger

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    bucket of rice that was...
     
  15. twylight One And Only

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    cooked to perfection by Chinese...
     
  16. Alpha and Omega Registered

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    ninjas who were posing as. . .
     
  17. Red King Littlefinger

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    Weapons of mass distruction
     
  18. twylight One And Only

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    Or distraction, whatever the author...
     
  19. Alpha and Omega Registered

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    who imagined the entire evening. . .
     
  20. Corinthian™ <insert witty title>

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    Carter and the story died:(

    the end:(
     
  21. Red King Littlefinger

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    Carter then came back from the dead
     
  22. Alpha and Omega Registered

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    to restore honor to his. . .
     
  23. Red King Littlefinger

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    Puppy who had die from
     
  24. twylight One And Only

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    Gross negligence by the kennel
     
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    of Doc Kevorkian's cynical, younger. . .
     

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