The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread

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  1. Mr.E.Nygma

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    Just inspired by that wonderful thread in the Begins section.
    Have fun and bring your ideas
    I'll start but I'm pretty sure we can find better ones in the future

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    Max : Please don't kill me, I have nothing to do with that terrible CINO film...
    Catwoman : If you were Dent I would have only scar you so you woud've become Two-Face for the sequel but the actual situation is quite different...

    Please add some funny ones
     
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    Punisher RULES Live Simple

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    Catwoman:I heard Shumacher's directin' the next one.
    Schreck:Then kill me off.
     
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    catwoman: 'sniff' your hair smells good, do you use conditioner??

    schreck: why yes, why yes i do
     
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    Max: AHH! Damn, woman, are you using the whole fist?!

    Selina: Yes, why?
     
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    To Everybody : Don't be shy to add some various pictures from the anthology (The 4 Burton-Schumacker), I am very curious about what we can get in that captionning
     
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    Catwoman: ughh you have a tight ass cant stick the whole hand up there...


    Max: i see, take it out ill go get some lube to ease it up
     
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    Bruce : Next time, I'll try to have a seat set on my bike before riding on it...
     
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    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    Bruce : Dude... this weed is like... awesome... and I'm listening to Strawberry Fields Forever, and I hear like... messages!! Like, like... Paul is ****ing dead man!
     
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    Awesome thread haha..
    Here is some more.
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    -The Riddler: Hey Two Face show me your third nipple.
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    -Two Face: *Flipping the coin 5 times* NO DODA ILL NEVA SHOW YOU MY NUBBIN
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    -The Riddler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................
     
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    -The Riddler: JIKES! Damn you schumacher this outfit is TIGHT!
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    -Edward: This is why i always go Commando ;)
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    LOL!
     
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    Batman: Come closer so we can have a more intimate relationship...
    Joker : OMG! You have a ****** bad breath!
    Batman : Oh, sorry fellow... I.. I couldn't know...
    Joker : Yeah well if you do not ingurgitate some Listerine right now I'm freeing myself out of your arms and I go tell your mommy to spank you
    Batman : Ok, don't be so rude man, can you reach my belt for me please?... No not that one, the one around my hips...
     
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    Sorry now here's the pic that goes with it

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    Batman: Come closer so we can have a more intimate relationship...
    Joker : OMG! You have a ****** bad breath!
    Batman : Oh, sorry fellow... I.. I couldn't know...
    Joker : Yeah well if you do not ingurgitate some Listerine right now I'm freeing myself out of your arms and I go tell your mommy to spank you
    Batman : Ok, don't be so rude man, can you reach my belt for me please?... No not that one, the one around my hips...
     
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    The Riddler: Riddle me this.... Who cracked the password for life suply naked picture's of Aria kornikova?........................ YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Two-Face: I cant belive how good the right hand works :eek:
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    "I have a cold and my nose is running but I must hold this pose so I'll lick my dripping snot"
     
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    Riddler : When I go the the shop, I buy...
    Two-Face : Wait a minute... I have some vision problems this time, you know about astimgatism? The **** that makes you see one lonely thing twice?... So if I try of my own to find precisely what's the object in your hand, I'd say it is...
    Riddler : Exactly; this is my urinal test for the next Olympic Games and you'll never figure out how I will fool the doping comitee...
     
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    The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    "As you can see, the botox is clearly working".

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    "Boy, About Scmidt really did s*ck, didn't it"?
     
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    Kevin Roegele Do you mind if I don't?

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    BATMAN: Bing bang stick it in, thank you and good night.
     
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    Trying to resurrect this thread
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    Batman : Are you all well proportionned?... Well, you know, your small and...everything equal or... Captain Winkie...
    Penguin : ???
    Batman : DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE C***
     
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    Catwoman: Tell me that im better than Halle Berry or you'll die!
    Max: You are, you are. Please dont kill me.
     
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    TWO-FACE: Join me, together we will destroy the Sith.
     
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    TWO-FACE: Robin, im your father!

    Or if you prefer....

    TWO-FACE: Bruce! I killed your father!
    Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
     
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    two-face: Seriously, tell me which is my best profile?
     

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