The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Just inspired by that wonderful thread in the Begins section.
Have fun and bring your ideas
I'll start but I'm pretty sure we can find better ones in the future

Max : Please don't kill me, I have nothing to do with that terrible CINO film...
Catwoman : If you were Dent I would have only scar you so you woud've become Two-Face for the sequel but the actual situation is quite different...

Please add some funny ones

 

[Punisher RULES]

Catwoman:I heard Shumacher's directin' the next one.
Schreck:Then kill me off.

 

[The_Sc0rpi0N]

catwoman: 'sniff' your hair smells good, do you use conditioner??

schreck: why yes, why yes i do

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Max: AHH! Damn, woman, are you using the whole fist?!

Selina: Yes, why?

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

To Everybody : Don't be shy to add some various pictures from the anthology (The 4 Burton-Schumacker), I am very curious about what we can get in that captionning

 

[Mr. Freeze]

Just inspired by that wonderful thread in the Begins section.
Have fun and bring your ideas
I'll start but I'm pretty sure we can find better ones in the future

Max : Please don't kill me, I have nothing to do with that terrible CINO film...
Catwoman : If you were Dent I would have only scar you so you woud've become Two-Face for the sequel but the actual situation is quite different...

Please add some funny ones

Catwoman: ughh you have a tight ass cant stick the whole hand up there...


Max: i see, take it out ill go get some lube to ease it up

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Bruce : Next time, I'll try to have a seat set on my bike before riding on it...

 

[JLBats]

Bruce : Dude... this weed is like... awesome... and I'm listening to Strawberry Fields Forever, and I hear like... messages!! Like, like... Paul is ****ing dead man!

 

[Proximo]

Awesome thread haha..
Here is some more.
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-The Riddler: Hey Two Face show me your third nipple.

-Two Face: *Flipping the coin 5 times* NO DODA ILL NEVA SHOW YOU MY NUBBIN

-The Riddler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................

 

[Proximo]

-The Riddler: JIKES! Damn you schumacher this outfit is TIGHT!

 

[Proximo]

-Edward: This is why i always go Commando

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Awesome thread haha..
Here is some more.
___________________-

-The Riddler: Hey Two Face show me your third nipple.

-Two Face: *Flipping the coin 5 times* NO DODA ILL NEVA SHOW YOU MY NUBBIN

-The Riddler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................

LOL!

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Batman: Come closer so we can have a more intimate relationship...
Joker : OMG! You have a ****** bad breath!
Batman : Oh, sorry fellow... I.. I couldn't know...
Joker : Yeah well if you do not ingurgitate some Listerine right now I'm freeing myself out of your arms and I go tell your mommy to spank you
Batman : Ok, don't be so rude man, can you reach my belt for me please?... No not that one, the one around my hips...

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Sorry now here's the pic that goes with it

Batman: Come closer so we can have a more intimate relationship...
Joker : OMG! You have a ****** bad breath!
Batman : Oh, sorry fellow... I.. I couldn't know...
Joker : Yeah well if you do not ingurgitate some Listerine right now I'm freeing myself out of your arms and I go tell your mommy to spank you
Batman : Ok, don't be so rude man, can you reach my belt for me please?... No not that one, the one around my hips...

 

[Proximo]

The Riddler: Riddle me this.... Who cracked the password for life suply naked picture's of Aria kornikova?........................ YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Proximo]

Two-Face: I cant belive how good the right hand works

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

"I have a cold and my nose is running but I must hold this pose so I'll lick my dripping snot"

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Riddler : When I go the the shop, I buy...
Two-Face : Wait a minute... I have some vision problems this time, you know about astimgatism? The **** that makes you see one lonely thing twice?... So if I try of my own to find precisely what's the object in your hand, I'd say it is...
Riddler : Exactly; this is my urinal test for the next Olympic Games and you'll never figure out how I will fool the doping comitee...

 

[The Chairman]

"As you can see, the botox is clearly working".

"Boy, About Scmidt really did s*ck, didn't it"?

 

[Kevin Roegele]

BATMAN: Bing bang stick it in, thank you and good night.

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Trying to resurrect this thread

Batman : Are you all well proportionned?... Well, you know, your small and...everything equal or... Captain Winkie...
Penguin : ???
Batman : DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE C***

 

[DarthDevil007]

Catwoman: Tell me that im better than Halle Berry or you'll die!
Max: You are, you are. Please dont kill me.

 

[DarthDevil007]

TWO-FACE: Join me, together we will destroy the Sith.

 

[DarthDevil007]

TWO-FACE: Robin, im your father!

Or if you prefer....

TWO-FACE: Bruce! I killed your father!
Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[DarthDevil007]

two-face: Seriously, tell me which is my best profile?