The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Spidey-Bat]

Another secret:

I have a big breast fetish. I love looking at them, drawing them, thinking about them, etc.

i hope you mean female breast

 

[Phoney Bone]

Today, the girl I sit next to in Algebra class wasn't noticing that she was rubbing her foot on my leg so I looked over and whispered, "Kayla, that's my leg." She looked down, smiled and next thing I knew was dileberatley rubbing it down and sticking her hand in my pocket. She did that for the rest of the class. Wow, I felt like I needed a cigerette after that.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

hows that a secret if it just happened today and she knows too

 

[BatMatt]

he's just a show off!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

in that case....

I'm in Geometry Advanced I already finished Algreba

 

[thebat7]

i hope you mean female breast

I sure do!!! *drool*

 

[Phoney Bone]

Well because I wanted to tell you guys and I didn't feel like making a new thread. It sorta fit here so I said what the hell.

 

[BatMatt]

was this girl a cutie?

 

[Phoney Bone]

Yeah she's real hot.

But I don't like her like that.

 

[Golgo-13]

Were you..you know..satisfied?

I'm in college and sit next to this hot asian chick. I mean we're like right next to each other as the desk is one of those long desks than seat 4 people in a row. so we're like shoulder to shoulder. I don't really talk to her but while the teacher is lecturing i fantasize about her..it's hot that she'll probably never know!

I wonder if anybody fantasizes about me?

 

[WeaponZ2]

Were you..you know..satisfied?

I'm in college and sit next to this hot asian chick. I mean we're like right next to each other as the desk is one of those long desks than seat 4 people in a row. so we're like shoulder to shoulder. I don't really talk to her but while the teacher is lecturing i fantasize about her..it's hot that she'll probably never know!

I wonder if anybody fantasizes about me?

No, no they dont.
J/K

Would it not be funny if she was doing the same to you? Our mabe your teacher!

J/K

 

[Golgo-13]

Now that would make my day!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i hope you dont mean the latter.

unless ur teacher was a woman and equally (or more) hot

 

[The Lumberjack]

I used to date this girl and sustained a long distance relation ship w/ her for about 4 months. During this time, I went over to her house a few times to talk to her mom and get advice from her since she knows her best. One day she comes out of the blue and asked me if her daughter was still a virgin, and I told her the truth, which was yes. The conversation went no further. About 2 months later, I got a call from her mom wanting me to come over for dinner. When I got there it was just her at home. Long story short, she seduced me. I felt really bad until my g/f came home one weekend and I found 2 condoms in her purse, meaning one of the three bought had been used. I confronted her and after a long argument she fessed up. When I was leaving, she tried to tell me how good it was just to piss me off, so I told her how I'd ****ed her mom on her parents bed.

 

[Phoney Bone]

****.

 

[DBM]

I'll tell a secret.

I had sex with one of my cousins when we were both in college.

She was at a party at my fraternity's house and we, along with everyone else, got really wasted. She often crashed in my room at the end of a party so that she didn't have to walk across campus while drunk. Neither one of us really remember who started it but long story short, she and I woke up, naked, next to each other the next morning, spooning. Needless to say, whenever she crashed in my room after that, I made sure to sleep somewhere else.

 

[MutantCircus]

I used to date this girl and sustained a long distance relation ship w/ her for about 4 months. During this time, I went over to her house a few times to talk to her mom and get advice from her since she knows her best. One day she comes out of the blue and asked me if her daughter was still a virgin, and I told her the truth, which was yes. The conversation went no further. About 2 months later, I got a call from her mom wanting me to come over for dinner. When I got there it was just her at home. Long story short, she seduced me. I felt really bad until my g/f came home one weekend and I found 2 condoms in her purse, meaning one of the three bought had been used. I confronted her and after a long argument she fessed up. When I was leaving, she tried to tell me how good it was just to piss me off, so I told her how I'd ****ed her mom on her parents bed.

up:

 

[MutantCircus]

I'll tell a secret.

I had sex with one of my cousins when we were both in college.

She was at a party at my fraternity's house and we, along with everyone else, got really wasted. She often crashed in my room at the end of a party so that she didn't have to walk across campus while drunk. Neither one of us really remember who started it but long story short, she and I woke up, naked, next to each other the next morning, spooning. Needless to say, whenever she crashed in my room after that, I made sure to sleep somewhere else.

I have a cousin that's always trying to get into my pants, too. It's annoying.

 

[suicideking15]

the hype is filled with dirty dirty people

 

[Carmine Falcone]

I used to date this girl and sustained a long distance relation ship w/ her for about 4 months. During this time, I went over to her house a few times to talk to her mom and get advice from her since she knows her best. One day she comes out of the blue and asked me if her daughter was still a virgin, and I told her the truth, which was yes. The conversation went no further. About 2 months later, I got a call from her mom wanting me to come over for dinner. When I got there it was just her at home. Long story short, she seduced me. I felt really bad until my g/f came home one weekend and I found 2 condoms in her purse, meaning one of the three bought had been used. I confronted her and after a long argument she fessed up. When I was leaving, she tried to tell me how good it was just to piss me off, so I told her how I'd ****ed her mom on her parents bed.

up:

LMFAO!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I used to date this girl and sustained a long distance relation ship w/ her for about 4 months. During this time, I went over to her house a few times to talk to her mom and get advice from her since she knows her best. One day she comes out of the blue and asked me if her daughter was still a virgin, and I told her the truth, which was yes. The conversation went no further. About 2 months later, I got a call from her mom wanting me to come over for dinner. When I got there it was just her at home. Long story short, she seduced me. I felt really bad until my g/f came home one weekend and I found 2 condoms in her purse, meaning one of the three bought had been used. I confronted her and after a long argument she fessed up. When I was leaving, she tried to tell me how good it was just to piss me off, so I told her how I'd ****ed her mom on her parents bed.

 

[MutantCircus]

the hype is filled with dirty dirty people

With dirty relatives and dirty girlfriends' moms.

 

[thebat7]

I used to date this girl and sustained a long distance relation ship w/ her for about 4 months. During this time, I went over to her house a few times to talk to her mom and get advice from her since she knows her best. One day she comes out of the blue and asked me if her daughter was still a virgin, and I told her the truth, which was yes. The conversation went no further. About 2 months later, I got a call from her mom wanting me to come over for dinner. When I got there it was just her at home. Long story short, she seduced me. I felt really bad until my g/f came home one weekend and I found 2 condoms in her purse, meaning one of the three bought had been used. I confronted her and after a long argument she fessed up. When I was leaving, she tried to tell me how good it was just to piss me off, so I told her how I'd ****ed her mom on her parents bed.

To borrow a line from Seinfeld:

"I don't know how you pronounce it or anything...but I believe the phrase is menage-a-tois"

You go boy!

 

[thebat7]

*bump*

This is the best thread ever!

 

[Golgo-13]

Ha!!!!