The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Superhobo]

My cousin rapes cats...sadly.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

joking right?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

My cousin rapes cats...sadly.

they're going to hell.

 

[Dorian Gray]

My cousin rapes cats...sadly.

Everybody likes a little ***** now and then.

 

[Los Springsteen]

I've been cheating on my girlfriend. It's not cool.

 

[batnkevlar]

I've never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never done a girl... and I'm a 16 year old guy... damn, it feels good to get that off my chest.

Anyway, the reason is I have this curse: tons of girls like me, but not girls I like... I'm good looking but I can't break this "curse"... I'll post a pic of me int he sexiest Hypester thread one of these days...

 

[Superhobo]

Everybody likes a little ***** now and then.

I do hope to God that was a joke.

 

[Wiseman]

I've never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never done a girl... and I'm a 16 year old guy... damn, it feels good to get that off my chest.

Anyway, the reason is I have this curse: tons of girls like me, but not girls I like... I'm good looking but I can't break this "curse"... I'll post a pic of me int he sexiest Hypester thread one of these days...

Why don't you just get head from one of them and close your eye's pretending it is a girl you like

 

[batnkevlar]

Cuz I dont' work that way.. I'm a nice sweet guy and everyone knows girls don't like nice sweet guys... they like cocky arrogant jackasses who beat them and cheat on them...

 

[Strange]

Why don't you just get head from one of them and close your eye's pretending it is a girl you like

Or he could have them put on make-up and a wig to look like someone he likes, role-playing can make things interesting.

 

[batnkevlar]

Nobody can make ugly chicks look as good as Wonder Woman and Black Canary... hehe...

 

[BK]

I've never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never done a girl... and I'm a 16 year old guy... damn, it feels good to get that off my chest.

Anyway, the reason is I have this curse: tons of girls like me, but not girls I like... I'm good looking but I can't break this "curse"... I'll post a pic of me int he sexiest Hypester thread one of these days...

Are these girls just "not your type"...or are they just not "easy on the eyes"?

 

[Strange]

Nobody can make ugly chicks look as good as Wonder Woman and Black Canary... hehe...

Thow a comic book over her face and just tell her it takes your mind off the act and will make it last longer and you are doing it for her

 

[batnkevlar]

Are these girls just "not your type"...or are they just not "easy on the eyes"?

No, one was not my type (an okay-looker)... but the others are just, well, not nice looking...

 

[Golgo-13]

Does matter just turn the lights off!

The girl i lost my virginity to, looked like a ****ing mutant..sometimes we have to do what we have to do to bust a nut, fellas!

 

[Honey Vibe]

Am i the only one with secrets on this board? I'm 29 so i have 'lived' a bit and been through some pretty rotten things..here goes another one...i've got to get this one off my chest..the only other person i've told this is my best friend.

The girl i lost my virginity to( at 17) was 27. she look decent. On a scale of 1-10 she was about a 6. I was young, horny but inexperienced at that age so i just wanted to get one 'lay' under my belt before i hit 18. so we're making out, everything starts getting hot and heavy, and we take each others clothes off. Her clothes are on the floor, besides mine. When we're 'ready' to go for it, i reach over the side of the bed to take some 'protection' out of my pants pocket. As i'm taking it out the wrapper, i peek over at her under wear and get the most unforgettable shock of my life.............low and behold i'm staring at the BIGGEST $H!T stain, i've ever seen in my life! Instantly my sex drive drops to '0'.

I get up and tell her i need to go to the rest room. While in the restroom, im contemplating my options: Leave ..or hit it anyway..shid mark and all.....and like any red blooded man..i hit it anyway!

After that incedent i really looked at women differently. Like most guys, i like to believe that women are clean, and well groomed..that day change my life forever..i had officially become a man..and learned that women have $h!t stains too!

If it was a streak, it was probably feces. If it was just plastered all over the fabric, it was probably discharge. Some women have brown-colored discharges, a week before their period.

I haven't had a discharge since I was 13, though. Welp, there's my secret

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

If it was a streak, it was probably feces. If it was just plastered all over the fabric, it was probably discharge. Some women have brown-colored discharges, a week before their period.

I haven't had a discharge since I was 13, though. Welp, there's my secret

oh my...*thows up literally*

 

[Golgo-13]

It was feces, that smell is unmistakable!!

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

that's it!!!

*turns off computer and goes home*

 

[Herr Logan]

that's it!!!

*turns off computer and goes home*

Haw!

 

[Sabretooth]

My secret?I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[Honey Vibe]

It was feces, that smell is unmistakable!!

Didn't you say you weren't sure?

And hey, are you .... uhhhh... that one guy who used to have the title "I sit on my ass a lot" ... I can't believe I forgot his username...

 

[Sabretooth]

Another secret is I hate V8.V8 Splash is good,but V8 is poision.

 

[Golgo-13]

Didn't you say you weren't sure?

And hey, are you .... uhhhh... that one guy who used to have the title "I sit on my ass a lot" ... I can't believe I forgot his username...

I wasn't sure if it was **** or do-do..i know it wasn't her period i considered that. I was so bewildered at that moment the world seemed upside down, and no i'm not the guy your talking about.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Are you 'The Sperminator'?