Let's see...
1. I didn't have my first kiss until freshman year during The Matrix Reloaded and the first people I told about it were the posters in the TB at the time.
2. My nine year old brother walked in on me and my ex making out. The good thing is, he walked in while we were just making out. Had he walked in shortly earlier, he would've seen my sucking her boobs.
3. Sucking girls' boobs is the farthest I've been. And I'm sixteen. But somehow, I don't really have a problem with this.
4. I sucked my ex's boobs in The Incredibles one of the first weeks it was out during a Saturday afternoon showing, meaning it was crowded with small children. Also, I did it again during the credits and the credits cut out halfway and the lights came back on. One swift motion and nobody saw a thing.
5. I didn't see **** until sophomore year during a game of Dare or Dare gone horribly wrong. Essentially, it started off with good dares, but then my friend got bored and dared someone to lay on the floor and get whipped cream licked off them. A horribly annoying goth girl who had invited herself to sleep over at the girls' house we were in laid down on the floor and took off her bra (her shirt was already off). She looked like her twin brother (I'm starting to question posting this for reasons I'd rather not disclose) and had saggy boobs with nipples that were long enough to be ****in' penises sticking out of her boobs. This girl is one who needs to be complimented, so we all pretended to want to do it. One of my two best friends pulled out a deck of Magic cards, took five cards (there were six of us including this girl), and said, "Whoever draws the non-land card gets to do it." (read: has to do it) I, thankfully, drew a land. My other best friend, however, was less fortunate and drew a Squirrel's Nest. The first best friend sprayed enough whipped cream that it took him almost five minutes to get it all off because it kept moving around.
6. The story in number five is about a Hype! poster's sister. He is the twin of which I spoke.
7. I didn't *********e until freshman year and still do it once or less a week.
8. My best female friend bit my nipple once. It hurt like a *****. Also, one time, we were sitting in her room alone and kept touching our tongues together. I don't know what the intentions were or whatever, but neither of us has said anything since.
9. I was asked to film and take part in porn by two freshman girls the day before I got with my current girlfriend. Because of my girlfriend, I respectfully declined. Now that I'm thinking clearly, I probably wouldn't do it even if I were single, but I was totally about to do it.
10. My birthday party was in the poolhouse of my clone's (one of my best friends...the one who drew the Squirrel's Nest) neighborhood. Upstairs, there is a computer lab, in which there are two conference rooms. We were playing Dare or Dare in one conference room when two freshmen decided they wanted to go in the other and have sex. The girl opened the door to the other room, peeked in, slammed it, and bursted into laughter. She said that my best female friend was giving her boyfriend at the time, whose parents had forbidden him from seeing her, head. Some dude ran downstairs and told his brother, who had told them to behave, and he came upstairs and kicked a hole through the wall into the office.
