These pictures were originally created by Wilhelm because he's a ****ing genius. BOW TO HIM *****ES! Anyway, I'm going to make quotes for them. It's kind like pissing on art.
Behold, Satan's lunch. It is feared by all mortals and scared Richord Simmons into not eating. In fact it scared his balls off. It was destroyed when it accidentally went into a weight-watchers convention.
The day Godzilla stole Oprah WInfrey's sandwhich.
Oprah: Damn you, Loch Ness Monster! Give me my third brunch back!
Richard Simmons: Oh, baby, you don't need fatty foods!
Godzilla farts on them and they die from the noxious fumes.
Prince Adam thought the monster was reaching for the sandwhich. Instead, it ripped off half his body. Prince Adam was rebuilt. Faster, Stronger, More Green Faced, Better.
King Urkel and The Holy Sandwhich!
Magician; Search for the sandwhich Urkel. It is your purpose.
Urkel: Well, Okey-Dokey then!
(insert fake laughter.)
The Burger King man was actually satan. He raised an army of Gary Coleman clones and took over Chicago. He then renamed "Screw-you-McDonalds!"
What Mary Kate and ashley look like without their make-up.