Iron Man The Official Iron Man Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Okay, I´m sick of you making fun or our costumes!! Some of us wear colorful spandex tights and we´re cool with that, okay!!
IRON MAN: Yeah, but tell me it if looks as cool and comics-accurate in a live-action movie as mine does.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Son of a...

Hehehehehehehehe

I like th Godfather reference.

STANE: "The point is, Tony, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

 

[Hotwire]

Pepper: Um, Tony, are you *********ing to "Peanuts" again?
Tony: Oh, yeah, Marcy. Call her, "Sir," again!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehe

I like th Godfather reference.

STANE: "The point is, Tony, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

Thanks! Ah, the classic Wall Street speech...

 

[ultimatefan]

Pepper: So, you developed the most advanced, hi-tech, futuristic combat suit ever known to man... And you still get your news from a printed newspaper like a pilgrim?
Tony: Go to hell.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Pepper: Um, Tony, are you *********ing to "Peanuts" again?
Tony: Oh, yeah, Marcy. Call her, "Sir," again!!

Bweheheheheehehe, as nasty as it is funny.

Iron Man: "Candy-gram for Mongo!"

Hahahahahahahahaha

IRON MAN: "There'd better be cream filling in there!"

 

[Rocker22]

Tony: Who is Iron Man!?
Tony: "I am Iron Man."

Lame I know, but accurate in more ways than one.

 

[Dr. Fate]

IRON MAN: "Help! I'm being chased by Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards!"

 

[3dman27]

iron man "why do i feel like YANKEE DOODLE PIGEON all of a sudden?"

 

[ultimatefan]

PEPPER: Let´s se if you´re REALLY Iron man...
TONY: O-OOOOUCH!! Not THERE, specifically...

 

[kedrell]

Iron Man: "That's it, Carol. Take in the whole thing."
Ms Marvel: "Glub-Glub-Glub"

 

[lou2099]

Iron Man: "That's it, Carol. Take in the whole thing."
Ms Marvel: "Glub-Glub-Glub"

Too funny, especially how Carol is squinting and all.

 

[Lex Luthor]

Iron Man: "That's it, Carol. Take in the whole thing."
Ms Marvel: "Glub-Glub-Glub"

Hehehehehe t:

Carol: "Oh it's true."

Stark: "What's that?"

Carol: "You are Brock Landers!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Iron Man: "That's it, Carol. Take in the whole thing."
Ms Marvel: "Glub-Glub-Glub"

Hehehehe

IRON MAN: "Carol, it's okay for you to cry during sex. You're not the only woman who cries during sex you know. I've been with lots of women who cry during sex, it's like a reflex for some of them."
MS. MARVEL: "That's not making me feel better Tony."

 

[Soundwave88]

Ironman:*singing highway to the danger zone*
Jim:"uhhhh Tony?"
Ironman:"Yah?"
Jim"Your doing it again!"
Ironman:"Oh Sorry!"

 

[SPider-T0rch]

IM: make sure you're sucking it hard
Ms. marvel: yes tony
IM: yeah make sure you clean it all up.
Ms. marvel: yes tony
IM: wow! that was great!!...that new handy vacuum of yours does wonders on wine stains on carpet!!
ms.marvel: you're welcome tony
IM: and you're sexy!!

 

[blk_spidey]

lmfao!!!! ''IM: wow! that was great!!...that new handy vacuum of yours does wonders on wine stains on carpet!!'' great one SPider-T0rch

Iron-Man: You upset daddy!

 

[ultimatefan]

Pilot: Are we in India yet?
Iron Man: No.
Pilot: Are we in India yet?
Iron Man: No.
Pilot: Are we in India yet?
Iron Man: No. Huh, wait... Nnnow we are...

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBOT IRON MONGER: That is an S.U.V., humans ride in them because they are slowly loosing their ability to walk.
ROBOT IRON MAN: How many humans fit in it?
ROBOT IRON MONGER: usually, one.

 

[blk_spidey]

Iron Monger: Audi, transform and roll out!
Iron Man: I smell s**t.....

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Wild Iron Monger Appeared!
IM: ooooh s**t!!! Time to get outs my's pokeymans!!!

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Im: what's red, white and blue but burned to a crisp?
cap: i dunno. what?

IM: YOU MUTHAF****R!! YOU!!
cap: i hate your sense of humor!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Im: what's red, white and blue but burned to a crisp?
cap: i dunno. what?

IM: YOU MUTHAF****R!! YOU!!
cap: i hate your sense of humor!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "[FONT=courier, courier new]No... novocaine...! It... dulls the senses...!"[/FONT]
IRON MAN: "Okay now you're just trying to creep me out."

IRON MAN: "Take it back! Take it back!! Take it back right now!!!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Never! Napoleon Dynamite sucked!!!!"
IRON MAN: "That's it! Now you die!" [pause] "Again..."

PEPPER: "Aw, Peter Parker & Mary-Jane Watson had their marriage erased from existence to win back the younger hipper anti-marriage crowd."
TONY: "That's a shame. They were such a cute couple."

 

[Milu]

TONY: "Get a load of this. Drunken billionaire burns down mansion."
PEPPER: "Heh, jackass."

 

[kedrell]

Pepper: "Alright, I'm nearly done here....happy ending?"
Tony: "Fire away, my dear."

 

[In2Minds]

Iron man and Cap: (os)

Cap: i say that england's greatest Primeminister was Lord PalmerStone!
Ironman: Pit the elder!
Cap: LORD PALMERSTONE!
IM: PIT THE ELDER!
Cap: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT STARK! *Whack*