The Official Life Lesson's Thread

[Mee]

LMAO!!!!!!!

the best so far

Not at the time.t:

Broke my leg.

 

[Immortalfire]

If ever your dad says "Watch this!", go ahead and call 911.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Not at the time.t:

Broke my leg.

ahhh broken bones...i broke 5 bones in a 4 year span in my life.

those lessons are simple...DON'T DO STUPID THINGS!!!!

what stupid things you ask... anything that for a secound makes you think, "hmmm, maybe..." once you think those words, don't do it...believe me

 

[Sean Adisano]

If ever your dad says "Watch this!", go ahead and call 911.

LOL!!!

 

[Lord Valumart]

how men assemble/fix/make things

1. open box
2. scatter bits around him in a circle
3. make it how they think it should be made
4. find out they have bits left over
5. take it appart and start again
6. take break
7. pick up kids/dog/beer
8. attempt to assemble/fix/make item again
9. kick what they have made
10. swear
11. start over
12. find out that the bit they need is stuck in another bit from one of the previous attempts to assemble/fix/make item
13. break item slightly
14. look at instructions

 

[PyroChamber]

If you're a parent and you're daughter is a stripper or a pornstar, chances are you really ****ed up.

 

[Sean Adisano]

If you're a parent and you're daughter is a stripper or a pornstar, chances are you really ****ed up.

on the bright side your daughter is bringing happiness to the world...of pervs and sleeze bags

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't ever be chompin on a Rolaids, and take a swig of Sprite. Nasty.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Don't ever be chompin on a Rolaids, and take a swig of Sprite. Nasty.

thats a no brainer

 

[ComicChick]

for girls:

if a male lives in your house, and you wake up in the middle of the nite, make sure the seat is down.

you know, not that that ever happened to me or anything

 

[heypapajinx]

allz i know is always read the instructions before using anything you're going to be applying directly to you skin... trust me.

 

[ComicChick]

when you hit your funny bone on something, it's really not funny

 

[Sean Adisano]

when you hit your funny bone on something, it's really not funny

this is true

 

[Sean Adisano]

for girls:

if a male lives in your house, and you wake up in the middle of the nite, make sure the seat is down.

you know, not that that ever happened to me or anything

hahahaha, my poor sister, she was always yelling at me for that

 

[Sean Adisano]

you know what they say about drinking milk and eating lemons...

...its true

 

[sonstar]

If youre ever told "DONT DO THAT" or "you cant watch that" chances are you wouldve already tried to do it and seen it anyhow!!

Parents are so naive hahaha

 

[Sean Adisano]

^^^^ this is true...but sometimes yet get greedy by not getting caught and continue to do it over and over until you get comfortable and careless and then you get caught...

lesson learned - always change your patterns

 

[sonstar]

indeed... im sure theres millions of things i couldve been caught on if i had of kept repeating my crimes LMAO!!!

 

[Sean Adisano]

indeed... im sure theres millions of things i couldve been caught on if i had of kept repeating my crimes LMAO!!!

lol, same here

 

[sonstar]

haha... devious like me huh? awesome news!!!

 

[Sean Adisano]

yes sir

 

[PyroChamber]

success is like alcohol, once it gets into your system it turns you into the person you really are.

 

[Sean Adisano]

success is like alcohol, once it gets into your system it turns you into the person you really are.

hmmmmmm...interesting.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The notion that alcohol unleashes the "real you" is ******ed.

The "real" me can walk a straight line.
The "real" me can remember what I started talking about 3 minutes ago.
The "real" me has woken up next to chicks that I would never want to sleep with in a million years.

Alcohol doesn't reveal the real you.
It reveals a ******ed, cave man, base, impaired VERSION of the "real" you.

 

[Sean Adisano]

The notion that alcohol unleashes the "real you" is ******ed.

The "real" me can walk a straight line.
The "real" me can remember what I started talking about 3 minutes ago.
The "real" me has woken up next to chicks that I would never want to sleep with in a million years.

Alcohol doesn't reveal the real you.
It reveals a ******ed, cave man, base, impaired VERSION of the "real" you.

thats a problem that the "real" you has to fix!!!!