The Official Octomom Thread

[Sawyer]

The question is not what, but who.

Ugh. UGH! I cannot fathom who would want to be a willing participant in sex with this woman...

 

[Speedball]

Clip of her new music video .. proceed with CAUTION. I cannot be responsible for your health and safety after proceeding.

Spoiler

You sure you want to listen to this?

Spoiler

You've been warned.[YT]6nJ4gYOxNwE[/YT]

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Speedball.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

You're my new best friend. That .. was great. XD!!!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

What will she do next, let us see....

I say, she'll open up her own island off the coast of Costa Rica. She'll have genetically engineered baby/dinosaur hybrids. She'll be eaten by a few of them after they escape/before she herself escapes the island by helicopter. The island will be destroyed by the Costa Rican government, and .. we all know what happens next.

At least she'll be dead.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

That chicks crazy and desperate

 

[Speedball]

What will she do next, let us see....

I say, she'll open up her own island off the coast of Costa Rica. She'll have genetically engineered baby/dinosaur hybrids. She'll be eaten by a few of them after they escape/before she herself escapes the island by helicopter. The island will be destroyed by the Costa Rican government, and .. we all know what happens next.

At least she'll be dead.

OMG THAT'D BE AWESOME!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

^ This.

 

[bullets]

That chicks crazy and desperate

Yeah but she's making money.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

I'd hope. 14 kids, you better be making money..

 

[Pink Ranger]

Join the Avengers.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

What's her superpower?

 

[craigdbfan]

Procreate at lightning speed.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

working at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch...

 

[Maximum Carnage]

I read "procreate lightning" first .. and laughed. :P

 

[Pink Ranger]

What's her superpower?

Being generally repulsive. Just drop her in the middle of a Chitauri battalion, and watch them go "ew" scatter like iron filings.

 

[chamber-music]

I vote Cannibalism.

She has got to feed those kids some how

 

[Pink Ranger]

She can get a job with the Human Rights Campaign to help the recovery of gay men who have been to those brainwashing conversion therapy camps.

Five minutes alone with Nadya Suleman, and these guys would be like, "Oh right, I remember now, dudes are the way to go."

 

[Victarion]

Go to Japan. Teehee.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Lmfao Pink Ranger!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Clearly, LGBT families can't be allowed to raise children.. but this piece of work can have 14. Smfh.

 

[Mace Dolex]

The question is not what, but who.

I don't think even a porn producer would want her, I mean they have their morals too you know.

 

[enterthemadness]

i don't think even a porn producer would want her, i mean they have their morals too you know.

oh snap.

 

[Schlosser85]

I don't think even a porn producer would want her, I mean they have their morals too you know.

After 14 kids, wouldn't that be kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

 

[runawayboulder]

After 14 kids, wouldn't that be kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

More like throwing a needle into the Grand Canyon.