The Official Octomom Thread

[BlackLantern]

That **** is gonna be like throwing a vienna sausage down Niagra Falls.

or throwing a pool cue into the Pacific Ocean....

 

[BlackLantern]

Well TLC has officially announced they have no interest in this circus, the website set up for the "family" has been shut down, and the PR firm that was representing Ms. Suleman has resigned....this is officially OVER!!!

 

[terry78]

^Well, we shall see....there's always somebody willing to attempt to get in on this type of thing.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Well TLC has officially announced they have no interest in this circus, the website set up for the "family" has been shut down, and the PR firm that was representing Ms. Suleman has resigned....this is officially OVER!!!

Not surprising, the more people learned about the woman the worse her story sounded. Worse, in a disgusting, crazy way, not a this poor, innocent woman is in over her head way.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Nadya Suleman may be out on the streets with her 14 kids. TMZ has documents showing the house she's living in could go on the auction block because the mortgage hasn't been paid in 10 months.

According to documents filed earlier this month, OctoGrandma (who owns the house) hasn't made any payments on her home since May, 2008 -- she's behind $23,224.98.

The mortgage company filed a "Notice of Default and Election to Sell Under Deed of Trust" on Feb 5. Translation: "Pay us now or we're selling your home and kicking you, your daughter and her 14 kids out on the street."

The mortgage company tells TMZ the notice is still active.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Technically, since she already has six kids, shouldn't this be "The Official Tetrahaidecahed-Mom Thread".

 

[Sawyer]

Bump.

This beezy needs more bashing. She needs to quit pretending that she hates all the paparazzi. She's getting off on it.

 

[Gilpesh]

Bump.

This beezy needs more bashing. She needs to quit pretending that she hates all the paparazzi. She's getting off on it.

I really hope all the paparazzi smother her to death trying to get her picture.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Her lips are full of butt-fat--I don't care what she says.

 

[Voorhees]

I don't think this woman is nearly as bad a person as people are trying to make her out to be. For one thing she went in to be impregnated with one child, not eight, so the doctor essentially used her as an experiment. Also, I found the plastic surgery rumors to be hilarious, because on Dr. Phil they did a comparison picture of her now compared to her at her prom, and everything looks virtually the same, except she's of course older now.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Except it's common knowledge (and even moreso for those undergoing the procedure) that fertility treatments often result in high number multiple embryos. Anybody going for this procedure has to be prepared to deal with the results. They always act like they're so surprised when eight kids show up and then can't deal with selectively aborting. They shouldn't be doing this in the first place if they aren't prepared to deal with the results. Someone who has trouble supporting their existing kids should not be going in for a procedure to have even one more, much less a procedure that has a high probability of more than that.

The doctor didn't 'use her as an experiment'- he did the standard procedure of introducing several fertilized eggs to ensure that at least one implanted. If more than one implants, generally they abort the unwanted extras, but often people refuse this step on the basis of personal morals, and end up with six or eight kids at once. It's common knowledge that is clearly stated to patients before the process begins.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Technically, since she already has six kids, shouldn't this be "The Official Tetrahaidecahed-Mom Thread".

Yeah, but the mental imagery Tetrahaidecahed-Mom conjures up aint nearly as entertaining as Octomom...

 

[Gilpesh]

Yeah, but the mental imagery Tetrahaidecahed-Mom conjures up aint nearly as entertaining as Octomom...

One really sore vagina.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

One really sore vagina.

That works too.

 

[Gilpesh]

You were thinking it. Fourteen babies at once.... damn!

 

[Voorhees]

I'm pretty sure she had a c section...

 

[Gilpesh]

I'm pretty sure she had a c section...

But my way is funnier... and makes you think of a dog having puppies. And if it didn't. Does now.

 

[Voorhees]

Lol, well, this whole thread is funny. I laughed my ass off at the whole vienna sausage and rocket comments, so yeah, your way is funnier.

Btw, am I the only one here who would tap that? ^_^

 

[Gilpesh]

Btw, am I the only one here who would tap that? ^_^

Hm. I have conditions attached to the possibility of tapping that.

1) She stops being completely crazy

Looks like I never will tap that.

 

[Voorhees]

I think the craziness might make the sex all the better.

 

[Gilpesh]

Not if it turns out like a random FML I read...

 

[Voorhees]

As long as it doesn't turn into the Bobbit situation, I'm okay.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

we seriously have an Octo-Mom thread?

 

[Gilpesh]

we seriously have an Octo-Mom thread?

So many there needed to be an official one. t:

 

[SsM]

we seriously have an Octo-Mom thread?

I KNOW, it's a sad sad day.