Revenge of the Fallen The official Transformers:Revenge Of The Fallen movie critics review thread

You got graded on movies at your school? :huh:

I think he was referring to the attention span aspect of watching a long movie and paying attention in school. A flawed comparison and a fallacy of course admittedly.
 
I think he was saying people that can't sit still for 2 and a half hours have ADHD and therefore must have done poor in school for the same reason.
 
I think he was referring to the attention span aspect of watching a long movie and paying attention in school. A flawed comparison and a fallacy of course admittedly.
I know...I was half joking. Its just a silly comparison. A movie like Transformers 2 isn't something that should be watched at school...people should be reading textbooks. So yeah, that comment made me laugh a little at the irony. :o
 
Box office/blue ray sales says crap. People always change their minds on movies after seeing it a 2nd or 3rd time. I've lost count how many people have said they've bought a movie and found that they didn't like it anymore. Hell, look no further than Star Wars Phantom Menace. People flocked to the theater for that movie. Saw it 5+ times. Sold a ton of DVDs. Now people consider that movie a freakin joke.

Of course people change their minds, but the sales have nothing to do with people getting sick of a movie. They still bought it.
 
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I know...I was half joking. Its just a silly comparison. A movie like Transformers 2 isn't something that should be watched at school...people should be reading textbooks. So yeah, that comment made me laugh a little at the irony. :o

Although...Transformers beats Algebra by a mile.
 
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen/

"Is there anything in this for anyone other than a zit-faced video gamer? No."

- Teletext 2/5 stars

"If you thought the first movie was too long and too loud, then you won't like this one either because you'd be right: Transformers - Revenge of the Fallen is too long and too loud!"

- Sci-fi Movie Page 2/5 stars
 
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This made me laugh: (Taken of Devin Faraci of chud.com's Twitter feed)

-TRANSFORMERS is a disaster. A tedious, grueling disaster.
-Also, TRANSFORMERS is ****ing shockingly racist. Not kidding.
-And I REALLY like the first TRANSFORMERS.
-Here's the question about this movie: why is it so BORING? why is there so little action? Why so much slooooow ********?
-Racist robots look like monkeys, speak jive, one has a gold tooth, they can't read.
 
Jazz from G1 had class.

The black Bayformers are just blatant stereotypes.
 
Transformers is a public's movie. Critics might hate it, but the public will always love it.

And that's great!


Eh, I prefer my genre films to do well with both(IM, TDK, ST, TH).
 
Oh well? They're ****ing alien robots who got all our info from the ****ing Internet. So...it makes sense.

I'd love to see what would happen if a TF downloaded info from a porn site...
 
Oh well? They're ****ing alien robots who got all our info from the ****ing Internet. So...it makes sense.

I'd love to see what would happen if a TF downloaded info from a porn site...

I can tell that you are a fellow who appreciates high culture.:cwink:
 
This made me laugh: (Taken of Devin Faraci of chud.com's Twitter feed)

-TRANSFORMERS is a disaster. A tedious, grueling disaster.
-Also, TRANSFORMERS is ****ing shockingly racist. Not kidding.
-And I REALLY like the first TRANSFORMERS.
-Here's the question about this movie: why is it so BORING? why is there so little action? Why so much slooooow ********?
-Racist robots look like monkeys, speak jive, one has a gold tooth, they can't read.

That's funny cause Devin was on AOTS a month ago talking about how the first movie was half decent in theaters but he could never watch it again cause he knows he wouldn't be able to take sitting through the whole movie again
 
That's funny cause Devin was on AOTS a month ago talking about how the first movie was half decent in theaters but he could never watch it again cause he knows he wouldn't be able to take sitting through the whole movie again

You can like a movie and not revisit it. Recommending a film is not based on rewatchability.
 
You can like a movie and not revisit it. Recommending a film is not based on rewatchability.

His tweet says he really likes the first Transformers. No he didn't. I'm not trying to defend this movie because I haven't seen it and I'm not sure if it will be any good, but I will call Devon out on being a *****e. CHUD used to be a pretty good site, but once his geek cred rose he started actually thinking he was anything more than a fat nerd. He's like that guy at the comic book store on the Simpsons.
 
Is there any word on the screentime of Optimus Prime's faceplate?

I know it gets knocked off, but does he get it back in the end?
 
http://www.fhm.com/reviews/movies/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-reviewed-20090615

Apart from Megan Fox, the best characters in Bay’s first film were Optimus Prime and Bumblebee. But here their screen time takes backstage to a pair of tedious Smart car-style Autobots called Mudflap and Skids. They’re the robotic equivalent of Jar Jar Binks, but exactly twice as annoying.
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/the-ticket/2009/06/film-review-transformers-reven.html
Bigger, brasher and noisier than anything you've seen, it's certainly a visual spectacle with great special effects. Right from the off, Bay wastes no time in showing us what a $200m movie looks like with a spectacular face-off in Shanghai involving a gigantic shape-shifting unicycle.
Later, when the action moves to the Middle East, there's an almighty mêlée that'll appeal to everyone's inner idiot.
Thing is, none of it really hits home since nobody's bothered with a storyline - it's just a series of battles held together with the ropiest of dialogue.
Oh god.... :cmad:
 
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''At once loud and boring, like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan. And at two and a half hours, it really is very long.''

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jun/19/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-megan-fox-michael-bay

''It’s like being hit over the head repeatedly with a very expensive, very loud train set.After two and a half hours in this bludgeoning company, you’re begging Bay to put away the boys’ toys and make a rom-com.''

http://entertainment.timesonline.co...tainment/film/film_reviews/article6522358.ece

39% 13 fresh/20 rotten 4,7/10
 
WOW!
I'm starting to think my prediction of RT rating was too optimistic.
This looks like is going to sink even more between 20 and 30.
 
The problem with Rotten Tomatoes is that it has two distinctions, all critics and Top critics. The Top critics section is usually a better indicator. To note, the first TF was @68% for Top Critics, while for all critics it was 57%. Metacritic takes just the reputable/top critics and is better than Rotten Tomatoes for reviews anyway IMHO.
 
These cats sure don't like Bay. Seriously, what were they expecting? The guy hasn't changed his type of cinema since his first film Bad Boys....

...and yet, he laughs all the way to the bank.
 
It's clear by all reviews that this movie is a total mess (and I aint suprised). It's exactly what I expected. So poor that they can't make more out of these films then pure awesome CG! It's not that hard, really.

Sorry guys, but it looks like your movie is REALLY BOMBING! It keeps on falling over at rotten (a site I trust with blindfolds on). STILL I have to see the movie for my self. I really wanted this one to be better than the first, but it doesn't sound like it will be.
 
These cats sure don't like Bay. Seriously, what were they expecting? The guy hasn't changed his type of cinema since his first film Bad Boys....

...and yet, he laughs all the way to the bank.

Bad Boys 1 (NOT 2) was actually a very very cool GOOD action flick! Unlike these TransFormers flicks where CG is all the flicks have to offer. Seriously, ask your selfs this question, if you will: What would these films be without the badass CG??? Absolutely N-O-T-H-I-N-G. And that's not beeing cruel, it's simply the truth.

Ps: He IS laughing all the way to the bank! :-)
 
I've seen the film, it was released today in the UK!
Spoiler free review

-Optimus is BAD ASS in this film, just like the cartoons. No one messes with Optimus (unlike the 1st film, where he got taken down easily by Megatron)
-The film is very funny, lots of laughs
-Megan is WOW! :woot:

It's better than the first & although it won't win any oscars it's the perfect summer blockbuster. I think Bay listened to the fans and made the film more faithful to the source material than TF1! It will defo make a bucket load at the box office. Watch it regardless of the RT score!!
 

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