The Official Unofficial "Find The Most Ridiculous Movie Possible" Thread

[The Hero]

Just as the title says.Using IMDB or some other source,post the cheesiest,campiest,most unbelievable movie you can find.

I'll start this thread off with three words:

Vampire.Lesbian.Kickboxers.

The most amazing thing? IMDB gives it a 9.8.The Godfather isn't even ranked that high.

 

[xwolverine2]

i think i saw a "Revenge of the gingerbread man" movie in blockbuster once.....


i win

 

[The Shape]

Batman and Robin.

 

[Cinemaman]

Batman and Robin.

Agreed.

 

[The Chairman]

Snakes On A Plane

Okay, I haven't seen it yet, but come on.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

 

[The Llama]

Alien 3000 would have to come pretty damn close...it's a direct-to-dvd movie, and I think it may be the worst movie I've ever seen (though entertaining by the so-bad-it's-good factor).

 

[The Hero]

Try to post an IMDB listing with these.

 

[The Llama]

Alien 3000 - http://imdb.com/title/tt0431447/

 

[Bat Attack]

Mission To Mars (2000), hands down this is the most over the top ridiculous movie I have EVER seen. Why I sat through that **** for the whole 2 hours is beyond me.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0183523/

 

[The Hero]

Mission To Mars (2000), hands down this is the most over the top ridiculous movie I have EVER seen. Why I sat through that **** for the whole 2 hours is beyond me.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0183523/

Ooh,that was bad.At least it had Don Cheadle to slightly redeem it.

But by ridiculous I don't mean a mainstream movie with ridiculous content,I mean more of an all-around "If I didn't see it with my own eyes I wouldn't have thought it was real" kind of movie.

Like Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

Or it's sequel:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3

 

[Karem-Knight]

HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS:


http://imdb.com/title/tt0095312/

 

[Shuley]

The Bare Wench Project (B-film with Julie Strain)

 

[WorthyStevens]

Zombie vs. Ninja

http://imdb.com/title/tt0094384/

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

 

[The Watchman]

Just go to the link...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

 

[The Hero]

Zombie vs. Ninja

http://imdb.com/title/tt0094384/

I love the review:

Zombie versus ninja is one of the few great hidden gems in the world of cinema today. It exceeds any expectations you may have going into a movie that is called zombie versus ninja. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF KIROSAWA, FELLINI, OR KUBRICK, then thats good for you I am too, but what was I saying about ninja versus zombie is that it is a great work and has single handedly changed the way we think about ninja zombie movies. The influence of this timeless masterpiece is abundantly obvious in such works as ninja zombie gangbangers, gold(to be released later this year), and many of the works of legendary director Grover Cleavland. If you don't like this movie it is because you simply aren't smart enough to understand it.

 

[The Hero]

I don't know which has the better tagline.

 

[Bat Attack]

Santa Slay was hilariously bad.

 

[The Hero]

Come on,how could a movie with a plot like this be bad?

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways

And holy crap,it was produced by Brett Ratner.I'm beginning to see why X3 was such a flop.

 

[LostSon88]

Bill Goldberg the wrestler?

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Alien 3000 - http://imdb.com/title/tt0431447/

Anything with Lorenzo Lamas is ridiculous.

 

[The Watchman]

Just go to the link...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

Ok, I have to quote myself here because of the ridiculousness of this title.