The Paris Hilton Fiasco Threads Merged

[Karea07]

Paris reported to jail today for her term.

And from her DUI in Sep:

Anybody else find it hilarious that ***** is posing?

This is what they did to her wax figure haha:

 

[Calvin]

Those are like, her most flattering photos. She looks really cute in that first one. Like, almost to the point where I'd date her rather than just screw her with 10 condoms.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Those are like, her most flattering photos.

that's not saying much.

 

[KangConquers]

so I guess she's wearing a special white jumpsuit? haha.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She is a hideous monster.
She has the face of an 80 year old librarian, only minus the wrinkles.

 

[Calvin]

She is a hideous monster.
She has the face of an 80 year old librarian, only minus the wrinkles.

I don't find that description not-hot.

 

[JP]

 

[Apollo]

are those Pine Trees in the background!?!?!!?

 

[TwilightPro101]

She seriously doesn't know the meaning of a mug shot. Get Nick Nolte on her stat!

 

[Lord Valumart]

damn she's ugly...

why can;t she die?

 

[Kaboom]

she looks like shes posing

 

[Motown Marvel]

ew....normally she looks annoyingly ****ty....but here, she just looks straight up trashy.

 

[chamber-music]

so I guess she's wearing a special white jumpsuit? haha.

cause shes a nutjob. How come shes wearing make up. do they let people wear make up in prison.

 

[raybia]

Paris reported to jail today for her term.

And from her DUI in Sep:

Anybody else find it hilarious that ***** is posing?

This is what they did to her wax figure haha:

Why couldn't it had been her that got bit by the Komodo dragon?

 

[kane9321]

hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Those are her mug-shots? From JAIL? Get the **** outta here!

Why is she all pret-tay and ****? She looks like Jailhouse Barbie!

 

[blind_fury]

Mr.Burns in drag?

 

[moraldeficiency]

Why couldn't it had been her that got bit by the Komodo dragon?

Because while the Komodo dragon's mouth may have one of the highest bacteria contents in the world, one bite out of Paris contains 173 STD's for every two square inches of flesh. The dragon wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[kane9321]

ya'll hating...granted shes on the skinny side...I'd hit it ..hard

 

[Lord Valumart]

ya'll hating...granted shes on the skinny side...I'd hit it ..hard

you'd snap it...fast

 

[raybia]

Because while the Komodo dragon's mouth may have one of the highest bacteria contents in the world, one bite out of Paris contains 173 STD's for every two square inches of flesh. The dragon wouldn't stand a chance.

LMAO!! Good one! t:

 

[DBella]

Paris reported to jail today for her term.

And from her DUI in Sep:

Anybody else find it hilarious that ***** is posing?

This is what they did to her wax figure haha:

She looks happy to be going to jail so why reduce her sentence?

 

[jimmy]

Meh.

 

[blind_fury]

ya'll hating...granted shes on the skinny side...I'd hit it ..hard

wear a rubber dude.

 

[kane9321]

oh no doubt..at least two