The Paris Hilton Fiasco Threads Merged

[Karea07]

If she really wanted to make a difference, what she would have to do is disappear for a few years, and then come back totally made over, with a new wholesome, professional, intelligent, femenism image fighting for some good cause, donating a lot of time and hard work.

I doubt she's capable of it though.

I agree

 

[Bastila]

Two days in the pokey and she's found God and wants to change her life. LMFAO!

jag

lol good one Jag

 

[The Kid]

bah, Paris isn't disiplined enough to have changed yet. She needs at least two full weeks in there taking cold showers and eating cold oatmeal to really change.

 

[Erzengel]

Apparently, Paris has had an epiphany overnight:

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=987743707

ABC NEWS

I don't think she can even spell epiphany.

 

[Boom]

I remember where I first found God.

It was in the dictionary.

 

[Spider-X]

i found Jesus...he's in my trunk!

 

[blind_fury]

This awesome.

Paris is going to get out of prison and donate tens of millions to poor sick children because of her new found faith in God!

 

[Bat Attack]

someone post the pic with her looking out the cop car window crying. My computer needs a new background.

 

[JP]

Eh, I'm not going to say I believe her or not, because frankly who gives a crap? I have better things to worry about. But, in the future, if she does change, well good for her.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Eh, I'm not going to say I believe her or not, because frankly who gives a crap? I have better things to worry about. But, in the future, if she does change, well good for her.

like regretting not finishing your food? lol

 

[Karea07]

like regretting not finishing your food? lol

hahaha... but in her defense that is a better thing to worry about

 

[Drakon]

Still a much better use of time than worrying about Parasite Hilton.

 

[Kritish]

So sincere...

 

[Exabyte]

Two days in the pokey and she's found God and wants to change her life. LMFAO!

jag

She is not good at acting so I know for sure is an idiot.

 

[Spade]

This is a really bad news fiasco to find the phrase 'found God' in. If anything, she needs to 'find some decency'. A warm Christian moment this is not.

 

[JP]

like regretting not finishing your food? lol

Haha. It's the thought of the century!

 

[Mike_D202]

I like how the other celebrities are like "The media should stay out of our private lives".

Maybe they should have thought about that before becoming attention ****es and making multi-million dollar pictures and posing for the papparazi.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Celebrity Socialite Dies in County Jail

CELEBRITY SOCIALITE Paris Hilton has died in jail, Monday 11th June 2007 at 10:00am AEST. The Hilton Hotel heiress, aged 26, was believed to have commited suicide in a Los Angeles county jail during jail time for Drink Driving. A lawyer for Paris Hilton says the socialite would not have commited suicide, although this is unconfirmed.

"Paris Hilton turned herself in to begin serving her sentence for violating probation at a Los Angeles County Jail located in Lynwood, California," Richard Hutton said in a statement.

"This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions," Hilton said in the statement.

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

"Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

Hilton was released from jail due to medical reasons, although this was shortlived as she returned to the jail shortly later. Celebrity news site TMZ.com said Paris' medical problems may in fact have been her cause of death.

Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, declined comment, saying he was awaiting word from the sheriff's department.

A sheriff's official declined to confirm Hilton's cause of death.

Hilton was arrested for drunken driving in September and in January, she pleaded no contest - the equivalent of a guilty plea - to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving.

She was sentenced to three years' probation and had her licence suspended.

But the heiress was caught driving on a suspended licence in February when police stopped her for going over the speed limit with her headlights out at night.

A traffic court judge ruled on May 4 that Hilton's latest offence constituted a probation violation and sentenced her to 45 days in jail.

Officials are still yet to comment on Paris' cause of death.

http://abc.net.au.newsitems.200706.999584001215588457.851154.html.macksfoto.com/s1942069.htm

Wow

 

[Halcohol]

You got my hopes up for a moment, Dew.

 

[Mike_D202]

WTF...is this true??!

 

[JP]

I'm confused??

 

[Mister J]

I laughed. *shrugs*

 

[Frico]

Lawl!

 

[Drakon]

I'm confused??

That tends to happen with people your age. It's okay. It's not wrong.

 

[Mike_D202]

I'm confused too, I dont see the article on any other news site other than abc news.