The Paris Hilton Fiasco Threads Merged

[JP]

If you ever wondered what Paris Hiltons fans look like.......................

Hahahahahahahaha. Erm, yeah.

 

[Spade]

The last lady is literally holding herself up. It's like she lives in fear that she might collapse under her own weight.

I have nothing against obese people, but liposuction should be a serious consideration. Fan or not.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The last lady is literally holding herself up. It's like she lives in fear that she might collapse under her own weight.

I have nothing against obese people, but liposuction should be a serious consideration. Fan or not.

It looks like that one women is smuggling a small child there and stealing some clothe at the same time

 

[Jerry!]

Dew, shame on you for getting our hopes up like that.

If I actually saw a headline that said "Socialite dies of herpes-related growths in anus", tears would be shed...but not of sadness.

Dew tricked me.

It it were true, I would have been dancing like my avatar.

You got my hopes up for a moment, Dew.

bwahahahahahaha

yeah I stumbled on that it got my hopes up too, but when it wasn't confirmed anywhere else, I was sad. I needed you all to share in my sorrow

Wow. What the **** is wrong with you people? Wishing death on a person? Yeah she deserves ridicule or whatever, and she is getting what she had coming for a long time, but hoping she had died? Yeah I think thats a sign where you obviously are obsessed, even though all you same people complain that she is in the news sooo much and act like you are the only people in America that doesn't care and won't pay attention. Yet here you are. Its the glaring hypocrisy in Americans.

 

[Speedball]

If you ever wondered what Paris Hiltons fans look like.......................

She has 15 fans.
Oh wait... There's only three...yikes...

 

[Halcohol]

Wow. What the **** is wrong with you people? Wishing death on a person? Yeah she deserves ridicule or whatever, and she is getting what she had coming for a long time, but hoping she had died? Yeah I think thats a sign where you obviously are obsessed, even though all you same people complain that she is in the news sooo much and act like you are the only people in America that doesn't care and won't pay attention. Yet here you are. Its the glaring hypocrisy in Americans.

First off, I'm not American.

Secondly, the idea is that, had the story been true, we could FINALLY move on and stop hearing about her. Of course, that would only make her a legend, as evidenced by the months of coverage Anna Nicole Smith's passing received. However, Paris would've stopped doing stupid things and thus ended her reign as the current "it-girl" in the tabloids.

However, had it been true, and she HAD died, the media would've completely overblown her death and made her out to be a character of Princess Diana proportions, ie, "The death of an American princess", etc.

I think we're all just suffering from media fatigue with regards to Paris Hilton.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Wow. What the **** is wrong with you people? Wishing death on a person? Yeah she deserves ridicule or whatever, and she is getting what she had coming for a long time, but hoping she had died? Yeah I think thats a sign where you obviously are obsessed, even though all you same people complain that she is in the news sooo much and act like you are the only people in America that doesn't care and won't pay attention. Yet here you are. Its the glaring hypocrisy in Americans.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

- Mel Brooks

 

[Spider-Bite]

Paris faking remorse to keep her endorsements

Plus: Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard says she was a handful

Paris Hilton is faking it — her jailhouse remorse, that is.
The behind-bars-heiress has turned repentant in recent days — but her about-face is more about her finances than her conscience, reports OK!.
“Paris finally saw that her spoiled brat behavior and repeated attempts to escape her sentence would turn fans against her, ruining lucrative endorsement deals,” the mag reports.

The damage, however, may be done. Despite her fame, the partying heiress isn’t in demand among charities — a primary way for celebs to redeem their public images.
A source tells OK!: “It’s going to be hard to find an organization that actually wants her.”
Bodyguard spills beans
Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard is telling all.
Lee T. Weaver, a former corrections officer and member of the U.S. Army’s Special Forces, started working as a bodyguard for the “Mean Girls” star when Lohan was 18, but quit after two years because “she was just too dangerous to be around.”
Weaver is writing a book about his life protecting such celebs — and tells alleged wild-partying tales on stars such as Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie — but says he’s never had a client who was as much a handful as Lohan.
“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced,” he claimed in one of the milder tales to News of the World, also saying that she was less amorous when she encountered Jessica Simpson at a nightclub.
“Jessica was (sitting) with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks. She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica, pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her.”
“I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out-of-control as Lindsay is,” Weaver says. “I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.”

Source....http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19079609/

 

[Victarion]

Bodyguard spills beans
Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard is telling all.
Lee T. Weaver, a former corrections officer and member of the U.S. Army’s Special Forces, started working as a bodyguard for the “Mean Girls” star when Lohan was 18, but quit after two years because “she was just too dangerous to be around.”
Weaver is writing a book about his life protecting such celebs — and tells alleged wild-partying tales on stars such as Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie — but says he’s never had a client who was as much a handful as Lohan.
“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced,” he claimed in one of the milder tales to News of the World, also saying that she was less amorous when she encountered Jessica Simpson at a nightclub.
“Jessica was (sitting) with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks. She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica, pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her.”
“I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out-of-control as Lindsay is,” Weaver says. “I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.”

Source....http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19079609/

Sounds like it'll be an interesting read once its out.

 

[jaguarr]

"Front Butt". LOL!

jag

 

[Catman]

“Jessica was (sitting) with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks. She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica, pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her.”

The Italian side of Lohan is hot.

 

[Spider-Bite]

She has 15 fans.
Oh wait... There's only three...yikes...

correction only one. those two girls she helped on an episode of the simple life with their weight problem.

 

[Spider-Bite]

How does somebody get that fat? What are they doing lipoinjections nowdays?

 

[Spider-Bite]

It looks like that one women is smuggling a small child there and stealing some clothe at the same time

So that's how the immigrants are getting across the border

 

[Kritish]

Now this is a good video... t:

[YT]
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[Spade]

I see it...the most magnificent portrayl of the color white ever!

All you need to do is [YT]letters in hyperlink rather than hyperlink itself[/ YT] (sans space)

EDIT: Here's your vid:

[YT]k66epna2Sss[/YT]

 

[Kritish]

I see it...the most magnificent portrayl of the color white ever!

All you need to do is [YT]letters in hyperlink rather than hyperlink itself[/ YT]

Does this work?

[YT]
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k66epna2Sss"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k66epna2Sss" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/YT]

Or does this?

[YT]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss[/YT]

 

[Spade]

Nope. Need to add the letters at the end of the URL into the tag. Like so-

[YT ]k66epna2Sss[/YT ]

And then you're ready to rock. See?

 

[Spider-Bite]

Paris Hilton to go free at last on Tuesday

‘There’s no set time,’ says Deputy Luis Castro

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton will be issued her get-out-of jail card on Tuesday after spending almost 3½ weeks in the slammer.
The release date, announced Friday, was determined by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department’s Inmate Reception Center. The exact hour of Hilton’s release was not disclosed.
“There’s no set time,” said Deputy Luis Castro, adding he didn’t know if any special arrangements had been made to return Hilton to her Hollywood Hills home.

The 26-year-old Hilton, who was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, surrendered on June 3.
Sheriff Lee Baca released her to electronically monitored house arrest on June 7, citing an undisclosed medical condition he said made her a better candidate to serve the rest of her time at home.
Her sentencing judge, who had specifically barred Hilton from house arrest, ordered her to court the next day and returned the sobbing hotel heiress to jail.
Although her sentence was for 45 days, authorities have said all along that with time off for good behavior and because of crowded jail conditions Hilton was likely to serve only 23. Tuesday will mark the 24th day since she surrendered following an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.
Hilton’s release is scheduled for the same day Baca is to appear before the county Board of Supervisors, which is investigating whether her June 7 release amounted to preferential treatment.

The sheriff has said Hilton’s celebrity focused so much attention on her case that she actually served more time than an average person would have under the same circumstances.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

well thats just bad news. i say lock her up for good

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

well thats just bad news. i say lock her up for good

I agree

 

[Catman]

So, is Paris getting out in 45 minutes?!

 

[Spade]

She should be serving a full sentence for the waste of time she's been to the legal process. It sort of burns me that the only reasoning behind this could be good behavior when we all know that she's been petulant to the bitter end about this sentencing.

Who bets that the first thing she does when she gets out is to go partying? This girl's going to learn squat from this anyways.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Hotel heiress Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles-area jail early Tuesday with a big smile on her face after serving 23 days for violating her probation on a reckless driving conviction.

With the paparazzi swarming around her, Hilton walked past several sheriff's deputies into a waiting SUV with her parents inside. She left the jail about 12:15 a.m.

The media dogged Hilton as she made her getaway, jockeying for position and snapping photographs of the socialite for miles along the Los Angeles freeway system. (Watch as Paris Hilton walks free )

CNN affiliate KTLA reported that Hilton went to her grandparents' home in the Benedict Canyon area of Beverly Hills.

The 26-year-old multimillionaire was sentenced to 45 days for the 2006 probation violation, but only served about half the term, gaining credit for good behavior.

"She has fulfilled her debt to society and it's now concluded." said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton is scheduled to give her first post-jail television interview on Wednesday on CNN's "Larry King Live" show, after ABC and NBC last week dropped rival offers.

Drunken driving
The imprisonment -- and temporary release -- of Hilton, who mocked her own privileged life on the reality TV show "The Simple Life," ignited a global media storm and debate about celebrity justice.

Her jail time was sparked by her arrest last September on a charge of drunken driving.

She admitted alcohol-related reckless driving in January and was sentenced to three years' probation but was caught driving the following month on a suspended license. Judge Michael Sauer ruled in May this violated her probation.

He rejected Hilton's defense that her publicist had misinformed her about the status of her license.

Hilton's lawyers said they would appeal, and supporters petitioned California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger seeking clemency.

But she surrendered to authorities on June 3 to begin her sentence and spent all 23 days bar one at Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California.

Three days after Hilton began her jail stay, she was released by the Los Angeles County Sheriff to home detention with electronic monitoring because of an unspecified medical condition.

She was at home for just over a day before she was ordered back to jail by Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer to complete her sentence. Hilton was led out of the courtroom weeping.

"This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done," she said in a statement. "I have had a lot of time to reflect, and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience."

Hilton has said in interviews that her time behind bars has renewed her appreciation for life's simple pleasures.

"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food," she told TV host Ryan Seacrest in a telephone interview Thursday for E! Entertainment Television.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Maybe she learned something from this...but I DOUBT it.